Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The Reverend Has A New Gig!
Come One! Come All! Come Get One In The Yarbles! I’ll Cum On Your Face! (cheap porn joke)
I’ll be performing at the Passive Arts Center, again on Carnivale DeSade night – May 7th, 2005. But.. this is the last CDS ever!. That’s right, they’re packin’ it up and movin’ it out, where it will join other special club nights in the sky. Man, that joke sucked. Anyway, hopefully I’ll be immeasurably funnier on May 7th than I’m being right now. Gimme a break, I’m tired, it’s early and I’m at work. Besides, sales pitches are rarely funny. That’s enough excuses for this paragraph.
All the info you’re going to need is AVAILABLE ON MY SITE’S ‘GIGS’ PAGE, so go and get it.
I hope to see whoever reads this at the club.
I can’t guarantee I’ll talk to you..
but I’ll at least give you one of those cool "sup foo?" head nods that ya give people you don’t have the time/energy to talk to.
I know. I’m a cock.
Come to CDS May 7th, and call me a cock. Or suck on my cock. The latter would be preferrable. I accept oral donations from all denominations. Though, I would strongly prefer female donors. Thank you. Drive thru.
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