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me: just got an e-mail
me: porn spam
me: with the subject line…..
me: rush and watch Rare Indian whores enjoy being stuffed with big boners
friend: hahahhaa
friend: very very weird
me: yeahdude
me: big boners?
me: when did they start recruiting 3rd graders for this shit?
friend: heh
friend: now, is that native american indian women or eastern indian?
me: I shudder to find out
me: but I will read on..
friend: of course you will!
me: come and see Indian Spring-fresh girlies reveal their breathtaking secrets.
me: spring-fresh?
friend: It’s actually a douche commercial
me: indians grow from a spring?
friend: hahahaa
me: I never knew
me: I thought that’s where our water came from
me: are we drinking indian whore piss?
me: reading on then…
me: you’re gonna love that Exotic Rare Indian Adult Site Ready to moan and swallow, fresh hotties are waiting for their portion of hot juice…. There is nothing but wild fucking on the minds of these dirty youthful girlies.
me: nothing on their mind but wild fucking?
friend: wow… nothing?
friend: damn
me: so, no thought goes into the quality of my indian whore piss water?
me: I’m a little offended
friend: ha
me: Fiji lies to me.
me: Insatiable beginner pronstars, youthful, nasty and tempting, want more and more action.
me: so, lemme get this right…
me: this porn site has found a magical spring
me: where indian women “come from”
me: and they sit aroudn all day
me: making my whore piss water
me: and going “cock cock cock need more cock suck cock fuck cock need it need it now”
me: man, I think I found my new calling
me: the Indiana Jones of porno
friend: Whoohoo
me: seeking out rare species of cock-starved women who are borne from nature
me: they spring forth, awaiting cocks
me: err.. I’m sorry
me: “boners”
friend: heh
friend: you said bone
me: haha
me: I also said “cock-starved”, does that count?
friend: not third grade enough
friend: so no
me: okie
me: damn.
me: *making notes*
friend: I know.. sorry
friend: yeah, you should take notes
friend: there WILL be a test

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