Mitcz.com : Official blog of Rev. Mitcz, the demented devilish comedian from Hollywood, CA.

Because it has been a running trend in my life, I think I should just start advertising the service now..

LADIES! Looking for your one true love?

Scouted all the bars, booty clubs, singles bars, dance halls, crowded sidewalks and back-alley stripclubs for that “perfect” man? Can’t seem to find one man to have the weighty balls enough to come forth and profess an undying devotion and love to you? Wish a man would finally just take that plunge and give you what you’ve wanted all along?

Be my fuck-buddy

That’s right! Just fuck me for a little while.. maybe spend a few days in bed w/me, or carry on some kind of pseudo-relationship w/me for a few months, and all your dreams will come true! No, no.. I sure as hell ain’t gonna be the one who professes an undying devotion and love to you, wishing for a life enriched by your wonderfulness. No, sir.

However..
Your true love will come forth shortly thereafter, and you’ll be free to run off and carry on the love you were after all along. Sound too good to be true? No way! Here’s how it works..

1. Have sex with me
2. Enjoy it
3. Make some kind of art in effigy to my wonderfulness
4. Repeat as necessary
5. Wait for long-lost friend, ex-lover, fuck-buddy, or “just a friend of many years” to come forth and pull you away from my evil, nasty, non-commital, sex-fiending clutches!

Just listen to some satisfied customers…

“I thought Mitcz was super-swell. He gave a good massage, and good head. But I longed for more. Sure enough, my ex boyfriend-gone-friend proposed to me on the night of one of Mitcz’s comedy gigs while I was away on a business trip! Oh sure, he turned out to not be ‘the one’ after all, but at least I got that whole ‘married before I’m 40′ thing out of the way – and then another lover came forth! Thanx Mitcz!”
- Anonymous Whore

“I made Mitcz think that wooing me w/his first web design ever was gonna work wonders for me. I even went on a few dates and told him I might be in love. But as luck would have it – my love awaited 3 states away! Thanks for understanding, Mitcz! How’s that whole ‘web design’ thing working out for ya, anyway?”
- That chick in high school

“Mitcz and I had a pretty intense sex-only relationship for several months. I asked for more, but he wasn’t having it. Shortly after he spit on me for calling him ‘dickless’ – I met my future husband who threatened to kick Mitcz’s ass next time he called me a whore!”
- Some other whore

“I lost my virginity to Mitcz and then he left me. As I sat there crying in his arms, he told me I’d better sleep on the couch for a night or two. Shortly after going down on and/or fucking almost every one of his close friends at the time, I became a stripper and met a rich asian business man who promised to take me away from all the madness!”
- The first chick I fucked.

……and the testimonials just keep pouring in. There’s just too many to post here!

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