WTF, mate? She deserves to get slapped with a wet noodle. Talk about “le retarded”. Brokeback Mountain was cliche, predictable, non-insightful, painfully long and drainingly boring. Just because you have two hot males loving on each other in a masculine way does NOT mean you’ve made a good movie. I was BEGGING for Jack to die (Since it was inevitable that he would be the one that croaked…the other one had lessons to learn) just so that the end of the movie would come sooner. I think the only thing I liked about the movie was Jack’s wife’s red cowboy hat.

In fact, the only other movie I prayed for the end of was “Castaway”, but the thing castaway has over brokeback is that the meat of the story was good. Brokeback was trying to be studly, innovative, creative, and sexy without actually being any of them.

WET NOODLE HER!