Mitcz.com : Official blog of Rev. Mitcz, the demented devilish comedian from Hollywood, CA.

I was looking over some shit on my blog site earlier, trying to clear out old spam (grrr.. fuckin’ hate spam) and I came across some nuggets of fun on the blog that I had posted throughout the year, but that didn’t get much attention at the time cause my readership wasn’t as high as it is now.

Also, I like year-end (and year-beginning) nostalgia.

So, here I will link back to some blog posts that I was particularly proud of. If you’ve never read them – this is my humble attempt to alert you to what you may have missed in the hope that you’ll casually think of me as a genius blogger at some point in your life, if only for a second :)

For each entry, I’ll be linking to both the MySpace version (for those who like that sort of thing) and the version on my blog site. Because MySpace has limited styling abilities, the blog site will look much prettier, but of course your comment won’t have your MySpace pic next to it.

Women’s Sex Gripes? Mitcz Responds.

Basic idea : I found some list of women’s sex gripes, directed towards men. They were short-sighted and ill-considered. So, I responded and offered my own advice for both men AND women in classic snark-tastic fashion.

Quote : “have you realized how many times in this list men are being discouraged from wandering off a predetermined path? How imaginative is a guy gonna want to be if he’s being held to a very strict regimen of ‘don’t do this. do more of that. never do this. only do this on alternating Tuesdays’? I think you get the point.”

Links : The Entry on MySpace /// The Entry on my blog site

Mitcz Does Gay Porn (yes, really)

Basic idea : Yes, I know this was already dredged up from the archives in the first place. However, this seems to amuse people to no end. Whether they’re laughing WITH or AT me, I care not. Apparently it takes balls to post this sort of thing, so I did. Enjoy.

Quote : “and there before me was a full-screen image of Nad holding his rock-hard, bulging member, held firmly in hand like he was ready for a battle, staring into the camera (which would by extension mean – at the viewer, and by further extension mean at this moment in time…. me) with a look that could only be described as THE GAYEST LOOK I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.”

Links : The Entry on MySpace /// The Entry on my blog site

How (and why) To Spot (and avoid) A Douchebag

Basic idea : Probably my most popular article of all time. You kinda have to look at it to know what it’s about. But.. ya know, it’s a how-to guide, and it comes with a self quiz like those girly-teen mags. Isn’t that wonderful?

Quote : “his particular item, like nearly all items on this list, is a-okay for gay men to partake in. Gay men are void of being douchebags. Why? Because gay men are, by and large, some the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. Trying to out-cool them would require you to start blowing men. That’s how these things work. Sorry.”

Links : The Entry on MySpace /// The Entry on my blog site

Idle Dreaming

Basic Idea : Just a random assortment of shit that was on my mind. Mostly humorous, of course. I’m just kinda proud that I was able to keep it going for long enough to fill a page. Many of these things will eventually work their way into a stand-up act I’ll do in the future, I’m sure.

Quote : “Supposing Kurt Cobain was a Buddhist and his suicide was a political protest, like the self-immolating monks. Wouldn’t it be ironic if he reached Nirvana?”

Links : The Entry on MySpace /// The Entry on my blog site

LARPies, Douchebags, Midgets and Plastic

Basic Idea : Though, it’s pretty long, I always wanted to read blogs from comics who tell about their inner workings while writing their stand-up material. So, part of this entry is me doing that. The other part is a detailed account leading up to me living out a dream of performing comedy as The Emperor with full-garb Stormtroopers following me on and off the stage

Quote : : “I learned so much about the douchebags in their natural habitat that I started playing ‘Douchebag Bingo’ in my head and won so many times, I could’ve had bored beehive housewives groveling at my feet to get my scorecards. ‘3 guys with Tinted shades, indoors, at night, WHOO! BINGO AGAIN!’ ”

Links : The Entry on MySpace /// The Entry on my blog site

And just for kicks..

This is something I wrote way back in ‘05. Just after my birthday. I’ve been meaning to write a new one every year, or at least an update. This year, I think I will. But in the meantime, if you’re curious what I consider my greatest blog post of all time, I present you with..
21 Tips For a Better Life

One day, I’d like to perform a spoken word act that is basically most of that acted out in some way. Ahh.. what a dream that will be.

Hope you all had an amazing ‘07 ringing-in. Aural Salvation may or may not be on tomorrow night. We’re doing some new shit with the show that might take a little longer to put together than expected, but the wait WILL be worth it. I’m excited to show you.

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