Okay, so it’s not like this matters in “the real world”, but you know I always get a kick out of silly things that make me feel pseudo-famous or pseudo-successful.
You may have seen (and/or even clicked) on my “Demand Me” sticker I’ve plastered on my profile, my website, etc. Yes, I actually keep track of it, and yes I will make good on actually performing in a given city if there’s enough genuine demand for me.
If you go to Eventful.com, click “Performers” then “Comedy” and “Sort By Demands” (which, to me, is what’s important here) you might see something like this :
Before you say it – yes, I’m well aware that as far as number of people backing up the demands, they both have me beat. What’s cool, however, is that I’m actually on the same page as those two. If I wanted to be one of those Hollywood braggart assclowns, I could claim “Well, I have a wider U.S. appeal than Eddie Izzard or Larry the Cable Guy” – but I’d only do that as a joke.
Wanna see something really strange, however? Check out these two entries even further down the charts :
Again – this doesn’t mean much of anything, beyond me posting it in a blog entry to giggle to myself while I stroke my ego-cock. I just get a kick out of playing make-believe.
Now, here’s my sticker. Click it for a good time..
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