My co-worker, and good friend, Mikey sent me an e-mail today obviously sent via script from John Edwards’ site. He likes to get all political and care about the issues. I like to make dick jokes.
So, when I received an e-mail about support for John Edwards, I thought it only fair that if he got a chance to discuss HIS favorite subject, I should have a chance to discuss MINE.
Here, then, is Mikey’s e-mail to me :
Dear Mitcz,
I want to tell you about John Edwards’ campaign for President — a campaign that calls on all of us to begin taking action now to change our country and ensure America’s greatness in the 21st century.
We cannot wait until January of 2009 to begin to change America — and if we act together, we can make a difference today.
Please take a moment to check out the campaign website at:
www.JohnEdwards.com
If you’re ready to take responsibility for changing our country, please join me at:
www.JohnEdwards.com/action/join/campaign/
Sincerely,
Michael DeFreitas
And my reply (the link within is DEFINITELY Not Safe For Work. You’ve been warned) :
Dear Michael,
I want to tell you about my sweaty ballbag – a swinging sack of skin (not unlike a pouch on a marsupial) betwixt my thighs, which contains my testicles, tastes like freedom, and makes me way cool.
I cannot wait until you, and in fact every American, licks my sweaty ballbag dry. Oh what a glorious day it will be.
Please take a moment to contemplate how you will explain the ball-sucking procedure to your friends. You can see an example of treating my sweaty ballbag’s best friend, my enormous cock, at this website URL :
http://mitcz.com/mouthfuck.gif
If you’re ready to take responsibility for the health and wellness of my sweaty ballbag, please bring your friends and form a line.
Sincerely,
Mitcz
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