In case you don’t know it, Roland Emmerich sucks. While IMDB can help refresh your memory on who he is, I can only hope to guide you away from his latest shitstain – 10,000 BC.
Go look at his resume. ID4? The worst Godzilla movie ever? A doomsday movie about “really, really cold” weather? Give me a fucking break.
I saw the poster for the latest Roland Emmerich audience-ass-raping the other day. Here’s what most people saw :
But, here’s what I saw :
Okay, okay. So technically – humans could’ve fought w/sabretooth “tigers” and/or maybe wooly mammoths. Though it would’ve been on the very cusp of their extinction and it’s unlikely the humans would have any kind of weaponry that would do the job. And they wouldn’t be fighting the aforementioned animals in the area this movie takes place.
Regardless, I wanted to make the above movie poster joke – and I still say Roland Emmerich sucks.
I realize the movie will still make a bajillion dollars, however, which kinda saddens me.
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