Mothers Rally Where Fathers Cannot
April 9, 2009 @ 11:57 am categories : Featured, In Response..., Random MusingsI’m not about to say mothers have it easy, so don’t jump on that nut-hugger just yet. But it’s interesting to me that there’s at least two causes mothers have rallied together to fight, and formed organizations that fathers wouldn’t really be able to.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving or MADD. They can use catchy slogans like “It’s time to get MADD!”. Hell yeah. Get mad about drunk driving. That’s catchy, and poignant.
But if fathers got in on the action? It would be FADD. And, sure, it rings true. Mostly it’s dumb young douchebags who can’t hold their liquor properly that run about the town drinking and driving — thereby being a fad — but you can’t actually say that!.
Mothers Against Guns or MAG. This kinda works cause of “mag clips” in guns. So, it’s sorta like they’re fighting guns by using gun-lingo. Good call here.
But uhh… fathers getting in on it? That would be FAG. Ignore the angry calls from gay-rights activists, and try not to laugh if their slogan was “Guns don’t make you cool, and they’re exceedingly dangerous in the wrong hands. This message brought to you by a FAG”.
Yeah, that’s not gonna work.
So…. keep up the good work moms!
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