- Anyone in Hollywood feel like kitty-sitting for a few mins tomorrow and friday? #
- well, that was quick. kitty-sitter found. thx @devolita #
- As rare as it is to find an unhappy retarded person, they really oughta call it Up Syndrome #
- @Scurvette when you get a chance, check your gmail :) in reply to Scurvette #
- trying to figure out exactly what's trouble when flying (*gasp* toothpaste!) makes this place feel like a wartime commie state #
- Dear TSA – no one has ever blown up a plane with 4oz of cologne, toothpaste or bottled water #
- @theplasticage right? pretty fuckin' volatile mix, apparently in reply to theplasticage #
- @theplasticage I don't need no fancy toiletries to go 'round doin' that shit. in reply to theplasticage #
- Dude, my black chariot has arrived. I feel famous and shit. http://yfrog.com/32hz8j #
- My driver thought it was okay to open up to me and admit he was an adamant furry. It was tough pretending to be cool w/that #
- @juliesimone7 you think I wanted that convo to continue? That's a rabbit hole I didn't wish to explore (pun intended) in reply to juliesimone7 #
- So, using JUST an expired ID to check in = just fine. However, they will X-RAY your BELT. WTF? #
- Definitely one of my fave things about Burbank airport, walkin' the Tarmac http://yfrog.com/4iu6dyj #
- Spent the plane ride drinking, writing comedy and listening to my last headline performance. Felt like the shortest flight ever #
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