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I was at the CVS up the road from my apartment, getting cigarettes and soda (pretty much a daily routine). One cool thing CVS has been doing is printing little coupons on my gigantic receipt. I still don’t understand the purpose of having a King’s Scroll as a receipt. “Hear Ye! Hear Ye! My Lord.. I bring news from the town! One dollar off Doritos with purchase of Coke Zero!”.

Anyway, so I constantly get these coupons for things like Zicam and NyQuil. I assumed this is because I’m a smoker and it’s winter. Two great tastes that taste great together give people the sniffles for months on end. I had the following conversation w/the clerk :

Me : “I keep getting these coupons for Zicam. Do you think it’s cause I buy smokes all the time and they figure I’ve gotta be getting sick?
Clerk : “I don’t think so. I used to get coupons for Nicorette and I’ve never smoked”
Me : “Oh. Well, I guess it’s not based on shopping history when you use your CVS card then”
Clerk : “It might be. I get offers for lots of things smokers don’t use”
Me : “Oh? Like jogging shoes or something?” (laughing at my own joke)
Clerk : “No.. things like.. soap and shampoo”

Thanks, clerk lady. Now I’m all self-conscious and shit.

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