- Might be time to get a 2nd cat. Bouschka's so bored without a playmate, he makes up imaginary friends to fight with #
- I can no longer pretend that FOX news isn't just someone trying to win a bet about how much stupidity the American right will buy #
- It would be cool to hang w/some old friends tonight, but I've no idea how to make that happen. Hmm… #
- PSA : If you tYpE LYke tHiS, most people of sound mind will assume you're a fucking idiot. #
- PSA : Only 2-5% of rape cases turn out false reports. Yet, only 5% of cases result in conviction b/c the defense says "she's lying!" #
- @melancholyphoto that might be awkward. I've fucked close friends of hers, but her and I are just platonic acquaintances ;) in reply to melancholyphoto #
- sources for those rape stats, here : http://bit.ly/aoMMrp and here : http://bit.ly/91FvGz #
- @melancholyphoto hey, more power to ya. I love where your head is at. in reply to melancholyphoto #
- I go silly, then serious. It's how I am. I'm like a box of chocolate dicks. You don't know what you'll get, or which hole it'll fit #
- @rawrhaad don't do it, man! it's not worth it! in reply to rawrhaad #
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