- Was offered serval kittens (gorgeous), and said "where can I pick him up?" – the answer? "Cameroon". Africa. No thanx. #
- this Tom Waits/Nora Jones mashup is way better than I thought it'd be : http://bit.ly/a67DK9 – what say you, @edible_dirt ? #
- April 1st is to comedians what New Year's Eve is to alcoholics : Amateur Night. #
- @stoya you're forgetting their "TextP" mode on YouTube though : http://bit.ly/d5QuGD in reply to stoya #
- @MaeganMachine it's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything in reply to MaeganMachine #
- If you plotted my feelings throughout today on a graph ranging from "yay!" to "fuck.", it'd look like a mountain range. Done. Goodnight. #
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