Mitcz.com : Official blog of Rev. Mitcz, the demented devilish comedian from Hollywood, CA.

Last time I was having fun on CL, I was explaining my love for trolling the “Missed Connections” part of Craigslist. I got a pretty good response from that one, and I thought “I should do this again”. This time, however, I was actually on CL for a purpose : looking for gigs. Since this is Hollywood, gigs posted to CL-LA tend to be rather sensationalistic, everyone promising fame and fortune. So, let’s have a look-see.

One of my favorite recent pasttimes (no jokes about the oxymoron) is checking through the “Missed Connections” section of my local Craigslist. Part of it is me idly hoping that some hot chick I was eyeballing on the street one random day was secretly eyeballing me and took it upon herself to post something about it on CL.

The other part of me is a sadistic asshole and finds incredible humor in seeing people flop around on there trying desperately to let “someone” know about their interest without giving out too many details and looking desperate.

In the interest of fully explaining the latter, let me set out some quick “rules” on how to properly post such a thing.

Doing my usual rounds today (feels like I’m reading about 100 articles a day lately) I came across another one of those “male advice” columns that purported to break down the communication barrier between men and women, and help to keep guys out of hot water (cause we’re admittedly very good at fucking things up with women).

There’s two major problems here, however :
1. There’s nothing in the article that helps men to STOP this inane behavior.
2. There’s very little advice on actual relationships, and when to know to call it quits.

The article in question is here :
http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html.

I’m not an expert. Never claimed to be. But, I know my way around inane questions that serve no purpose. So, to that end, I’m going to respond to each of their gripes and actually give you some useful advice here. Your results may vary – but I have a solution for that at the end.

The first real angry article I posted on this site, way back in April of 2003, was my MF Missile against Dr. Phil. Since then, the motherfucker hasn’t wavered a great deal in popularity, no one has exposed on a wide-scale any of his lies, he hasn’t been wrapped up in any scandals and his show is still somewhat popular. Those of us who aren’t blindly led towards all things Opera have stayed all-the-wiser and avoided the Phil-madness, however the population at large of this ever-worsening country seems to still be in a stasis about his bullshit.

I received an interesting comment on my post about Dr. Phil from a man named “Joe” from Chicago. I e-mailed him to …