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My standard response (to anyone outside of my close friend circle) when I get the oft-asked question about plans for various projects has always been “I don’t discuss upcoming projects until I feel confident that I’m finishing it soon”.

However, as I actually have quite a shitload of things on my plate this year, I thought it might be a good idea to make them public so people can hold me to it. A brief rant about stand-up comedy follows.

What I’m Doing This Year (hopefully)

Finish Grab Your Crotch and Roar
Record my debut comedy album (more info below)
Launch setl.it
Change the Mitcz : The Expert format a little bit and do …

This post is mostly here so I can link my friends to a central source for something interesting I found (in my travels ’round the interwebz) to “cure” the so-called common cold. While I, personally, have done this, and can verify that it worked for me – I feel like I should drop a number of disclaimers and notes first.

I am not a doctor
I am not getting paid by anyone to tell you this shit
I am not some anti-corporate conspiracy theorist shithead who’s going to tell you this information “is what THEY don’t want you to know, man!”
I could give two shits if you take any of this seriously or not. Again, …

Thought I’d have some fun with the flyer I made earlier (for my birthday gig). So, here’s a little meme I’m working on that I’ll add to as time goes on. Enjoy.

First off – huge thanks to everyone who read/listened to that last sample chapter. It gave me a boost of confidence about the project that I simply can’t describe. It’s hitting a note with people, male and female. In just 3 pages, somehow I achieved genuine interest from folks who are now yelling at me to “finish the damn book already!”.

That being said, it’s also very hard for me to get up the courage to put all of my work onto the written page. This is a labor of love for me. I’ve spent many years actively working on the material and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t, at least in some way, sort of spent my whole …

I read a post on GodsGirls, in the “relationships” forum, that intrigued me (identifying details removed)…

so I’ve been dating my boyfriend since <date removed> that makes it <a lot of> years… Before that I was dating this guy who had some issues and moved out to <another state>. Now I’m having some strong feelings towards him again….should I move out to <another state> or not?

My (shortened version) reply was..

For the love of all things you hold dear – DO NOT do this because you think some fantasy you’ve cooked up in your head is gonna work out for you, or that this guy’s suddenly gonna drop everything and agree with your mindset. People almost never change. …

The book that I have mentioned before is finally coming to fruition. I know I’m a lazy fuck that starts projects that sometimes never see the light of day – this book is a different story. The biggest reason for me having not done much with the book is that I had interviewed people and conducted research for over 6 years now and it’s hard to figure out what to do with all that information.

This is not unlike Kinsey (and our methods are pretty similar), although I’m not as smart and my research isn’t meant to be without bias. The purpose of my book is to help women feel more comfortable with their sexuality without judgment, while simultaneously …

Bored, late-night browsing gets me into some weird mindsets and brings up weird memories and research topics. Tonight, through a series of articles, I was reminded of a close childhood friend, and someone I regarded as my personal hero. The person I always aspired to be, but I was never confident enough. Or attractive enough. Or “built” enough. Or… any number of things. He was, I told myself, what I’d be if I weren’t so consistently a fuck-up, and pretty much the polar opposite of all the things I saw in him.

This was the man (well, boy, really.. he was actually 26 days younger than me) who introduced me to D&D and roleplaying.. Introduced me to martial arts. To Frank …

I’m often in gradual transitions of lifestyle and behavior towards some strange ideal person I’ve cooked up in my head that I hope to one day become.

Moreover, I also pick out behaviors I despise in others and tell myself to avoid inching ever closer to having them myself. The unfortunate side effect of this is that, in moderation, most “bad” behavior is actually good. And normal. Even worth celebrating. When I go too far out of my way to avoid what I find “bad behavior” in others, I risk losing an essential piece of what’s made me…. ya know, ME.

Helluva way to start a blog, but there’s a point a-comin’, I promise. Let’s talk about creeps and creepy behavior.

Now that I’ve rolled out my new logo, I feel it’s about time I finally made some Mitcz Merch (err… “Mitcz Mercz”). I’m faced with a number of dilemmas, however, and that’s why I’m asking for your help.

First and foremost, here’s a basic idea for how the shirts might look (a few different styles/colors cause nothing’s finalized yet)

And a close-up of one of the designs :

Now for the initial dilemma : would anyone buy one? To that end, I’ve setup a poll here on the site, and you can vote right now :

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The next dilemma (and, yes, I encourage honest commentary on this) is that there’s two routes I …

Ever been curious what kind of ridiculous shit I have in my apartment? For some reason, quite a few people have asked me about that in recent times, so.. I made this video. It could be incredibly boring, but maybe not. You be the judge.