WE'RE EMPLOYED, BITCH!

Yeah, so Champ got her first pick of jobs.. at Torrid. Very well done, I’m happy for her.. it rules. Go Champie.

I however, am stuck with NBS. Nothing But Silver. It’s a silver jewelry shop 2 stores away from Torrid at Brea Mall. And, get this.. I’m not even a Sales Associate.. I’ll be cleaning the jewelry and "occassionally talking to customers". Apparently they can’t have a straight guy running the floor or anything, that’s just nuts. Whatever. But, it works for now.

I’m still gonna try at Hot Topic, b/c now I’ve got an "in" through Champ’s Manager at Torrid. I even tried indirectly fucking my way into Hot Topic, but I guess I didn’t fuck high enough up in the chain of command. Oh well.. it was a good lay all the same, very primal, very sadistic — good shit.

And, yes I know I’m a whore. I quite enjoy it, okay. I didn’t fuck that chick b/c of her job, not by any stretch, but I wouldn’t put it past me to do that. I’ve fucked some pretty rank-ass ho’s for rent $$$ before. Oh, and there was that time I turned down $500 to have anal sex with a stripper/orgy groupie (by Orgy groupie I mean she was the g/f of Orgy’s guitarist Amir. But I get to brag that Amir’s bitch cheated on him with me, so that’s always cool).

Yeah, a little about me I guess. Judge not lest thou not be judged.

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