Updates on Das Scheiße

BTW, Sheiße is German for shit

Anywho, an update is in order, don’t ask why - just accept it pigfucker. Okay, okay, you’re prolly not a pigfucker, but it sounds amusing doesn’t it? hmm..

First order of bidniz - the jobbie job. I have never in my life had SO many people - even near strangers - ask me to "tell them about my job". Well, I love it. I’m making a lot of money, I’m doing something I love doing (web design, digital graphics creation), the people I work with are cool, it’s pretty laidback.. it’s just all around the best job I’ve ever had. It’s not without its downsides though. And, thankfully the downsides are getting less and less severe or even mildly irritating everyday. So - things are looking up for me.

I will say though, working essentially at the forefront of the adult entertainment industry has changed a few things here and there for me. Most would tend to believe that working at a XXX website creation company would almost undoubtedly raise the bar on what I considered appropriate for human consumption, lower my "prude" factor, and suck from me any last semblance of decency and/or moral value I might have had left in the barrel to be scraped away and sold like peanuts.

Not so. If anything, it’s almost done the opposite in some cases.

Take moral values for one. I’ve actually become more of a crusader against full-out pornography than before. I’m starting to see the effect that the stench of fulfilling every lust and desire in the human psyche has on a society. I’m beginning to see the broader effects of a non-apologetic industry on women’s rights. Yeah, color me political for a second here.

On our member pages, which are all linked together, we’ve got 100’s of affiliate sites and programs. From there, the porn connoissuer amongst the prow can browse 100’s of 1000’s of additional images, videos, live sex chats, e-zines, you fuckin’ name it. And, since we cater mainly to the out-of-the-norm fetishistic community (which includes but is not limited to toon porn, asians, teens, extreme bondage, foot fetishes, foot jobs, trampling, smothering… I’ll stop while I’m ahead) the people who surf our sites and affiliate sites are very much obsessed with pornography. Make no mistake about it, we’re not the company who has casual porn sites that people subscribe to just because it’s nice to have at least ONE account at some porn site SOMEWHERE to browse like once a month or so. These people come to us because we’re, in all probability, the ONLY company who provides access to the sorts of fetishistic porn we offer. And, beyond that — it’s high quality and unapologetically pretty intense shit. We don’t fuck around, everyone in the bondage videos is actually being whipped, all the people being spanked actually have problems sitting down after a shoot because they’re so badly bruised. Our very own photographer is active in the BDSM communities worldwide and actually lets fully-grown women leap off of household furniture into the air and land straight on his stomach or chest all the while they’re wearing stiletto heels. Like I said, it’s pretty intense — hardcore shit here.

That was a little background on our company. I can tell you, without violating any contracts with said company, that I’ve gone to on of my "higher up’s" at least a few times to suggest a new fetish that I’d overheard or thought about that we might be interested in pursuing. Guess what? I still haven’t named one that we don’t already have at least a few galleries on some website or other dedicated to. The only exception to this? I’ve found little or no amputee or midget porn. Damn shame.. amputee porn is great shit. But, I wouldn’t be too surprised if my boss decided to take up real estate in that fetish as well some day in the near future.

Now — I’ll get a little moralistic with you here…

I don’t think every fetish should be catered to. I don’t think every fetish that we cater to is a good idea either. Our asian bondage pics, for example, seem to look just a pinch short of complete brutal torture and perhaps rape. The girls are crying, their faces are red, the ankles are all twisted around and about. They’re wearing white silky panties and dressed in school girl’s outfits. I sometimes feel like the implied caption to these photos wouldn’t be too far from "look what I found at the catholic school and threw in the back of my black Ford Econoline van with no plates and took home to beat, torture, and rape for the weekend only to leave dead and buried in my attic along with my other past victims". It’s sick shit y’all. I’m not saying by any stretch that these women actually HAVEbeen beaten beyond anything they could handle or control. Not by a stretch. I know from eye witness account that all of our models are VERY well taken care of, and if I knew a woman who wanted to break into hardcore fetish porn - I’d probably drop our name in there as a great place to start. Afterall, this is all fake. But it’s not meant to be.

All day long, while I’m at work, when I see a picture, or a video, I imagine in my head the target audience for this sort of shit. Just as I do while I type in my journal (i.e. Brittany, Nelly, Champ, Celina, Jennifer, random readers of my site just to name a few). I imagine, probably quite ar from the truth (hopefully), a man - late 30’s, overweight, incredibly hairy, twisted, sickened, malnutritioned, psychotic. I see him browsing our archives and twisting his firm hand around his shriveled over-abused penis at every picture that displays a woman being abused, crying, beaten. I see him pass out in front of the keyboard, only to awake the next day and do it again. Or, maybe to go downstairs and kiss his wife and children goodnight as he retires for the day. I really hope that is anything but accurate - but sadly I know that in some cases I can’t be too far off.

What disturbs me about all of this is that it really could quite easily put ideas in people’s heads. Let’s face facts here for a minute. Statistically, the "average" human (quotes intentional) has an IQ just above the level of what is legally considered to be mentally retarded. Take this average guy and breast feed him with the above images for many years and you’ve just created the next John Wayne Gacy. I don’t think it’s all genetic either — as I actually know and have created music with Gacy’s great nephew (yes, that’s the absolute truth) - and he was one of the most serene and enjoyable people I’ve ever met, incredibly calm and mild-mannered. Oh, sure.. Ted Bundy was given the key to the city of Seattle, so they’re not always incredibly psycho - but with music like ours I’m sure even Bundy or Gacy themselves would be pretty comfortable letting out with their innermost fantasies of college women and little boys.

It doesn’t stop with our sites though, in fact what fueled this entry was more what I found on other sites. We link to comics that display some pretty out-there thoughts and opinions as well. In one comic, a girl is upset over a possible failed test in class and how some random boy invited her over to "study" with him. She gets upset and yells to herself "why do men always have to think about sex?!?!" She decides to shower and suddenly gets strucken with the thought of riding said schoolmate’s dick after class one day. She’s fingering herself and going on about it in detail. Now, she suddenly grows a dick - out of virtually nowhere and is quite shocked. Her response (as things go in porn) is to jack off this new member she has gained as a result of her lust just so it will go away. I’m willing to let most of that pass — even as hard as it is to stretch the idea of a woman hating a man for thinking about sex and then masturbating to the thought of fucking him not but 20 seconds later (I’ll let the dick growing thing slide for now). But when she finally jacks herself off (god that sounds weird, even now) and jizz flies quite literally ALL OVER the place (it’s a cartoon afterall), she stops and says to herself "MY GOD! If it’s really THAT amazing EVERY time a guy comes… they have EVERY RIGHT to be the horny bastards they are". Right. So, some sick fucker out there, with little or no brain mass is thinking that men have more intense orgasms than women - that’s what I’ve surmised from that comic. I mean, at the very least, the guy who wrote it is a nimwit. Men do NOT scream and yell and have every muscle in their body lock up and violently shake all at once when they come. Nor do they start fucking faster and faster to bring on even more of those sensations — with no end in sight as long as the bringer of the orgasm (living or inanimate) is willing to withstand. This isn’t to say that they can’t - but by nature they certainly don’t. If you’ve EVER watched a porn or had sex, you know that men when they come just stop, close their eyes (or roll them back in their heads) and grunt "ugh.." and then flop over and go to sleep. Usually. It’s quite obvious that the male orgasm doesn’t hold a candle to the foot of a woman’s orgasm. Damn shame too…

But, you can see where that one is going - porn is trying to convince men to be MORE of a bunch of horny, dick-for-brains assholes. And, who’s to say fetishistic porn of our caliber (and *gasp* worse) isn’t breeding a new race of rapist mentality? Certainly all the ingredients are there.

It’s strange to me that no where on ANY porn site will you see any kind of warning that states "women are not really like this — what you are seeing is fiction — do not attempt this at home, these are paid professionals". Nope. Nowhere. WHy is this important? I think you know the answer.

One other tidbit of info about this whole moral thing is with the case of sexual misconduct, more well-known as "sexual harassment". Now, I’ve long said that I think sexuall harassment goes WAY too far sometimes, in the sense of not being to tell a joke at the workplace. But, sometimes it makes sense. For instance, we link to a XXX E-Zine called *name withheld* that has what they call "hornyscopes". Funny name, sure. And, I thought "well.. it’s all in fun". But is it? I don’t know — check out this little tidbit:

"SAGITTARIUS: You will be busier than ever. This time you kill two birds and mix business with pleasure! The dreams you had about boffing your secretary finally cum to life! Her pussy works overtime as you can’t stop giving her a bone-us! Projects are finished and deadlines are met while "nooners" provide a much-needed release!"

Not to sound like a crusader.. but I feel sorry for the secretaries of the planet right now. Some sick old bastard might now have the thought in his head that "yes, this IS a good idea to get on the secretary". This is where I think they should’ve had the warning "this does not condone the activities of sexual harassment or quid-pro-quo with the secretary". Oh well.. fuck the bastards. I’m done for the night. You get the idea I think.

Oh, and no.. there isn’t a "and now for the rest of the update on my life". I meant to do it, but I got lost in a thought and now I’m done typing b/c I’ve got company coming over tonight… so nitey nite y’all

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