This oughta do it..

Posted by Rev. Mitcz

December 13, 2001

I stole this from jenniferleggio, who stole it from her friend. Yeah, look I’m original. Fuck you.

1. What is your full name? Mitchell Christopher Marzoni
2. What color pants are you wearing right now? Creamy white.. like Nestle’s
3. What song are u listening to right now? Faith No More covering the Nestle Theme song - fitting isn’t it? I don’t even like chocolate…
4. What are the last four digits of your phone number? none of your fucking business?
5. What was the last thing you ate? Um… hmmm… oh, a mini bag of cheez-its. No, wait that was yesterday. Oh, oh, Carl’s Jr.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you want to be? I like the word Chartreuse, but nah.. I’d be deep blue, or a passionate red. Why? Cause that’s a cheesy question and I’m a cheesy fucker.
7. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Divorce Court
8. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? Me. Oh, and some musicians that I could make great music with. Hell, just a creative group of people that would all live with me and we could just pool our minds together and change the world by utilizing all entertainment, art, and media forms.
9. Do u like snow, sun or rain? SUN!
10. How is the weather right now? Kinda cold
11. Last person u talked to on the phone? Some goddamned telemarketer
12. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? In this order: Facial structure, eyes, lips, (tongue if I can see it), body structure, breasts, belly, ass, legs.
13. Do u like the person that sent u this? I stole it, but yeah - Jen! ooooh-oooh Jen! Jen is outrageous! (sorry, had to plug that 80’s Jen and the… ‘can’t remembers’ cartoon)
14. How are you today? I’m fine, how are you?
15. Why? slept too much, brain fried? Didn’t sleep enough, but this sounds like a rather negative question to a positive answer.
16. Your fav. drink? Dr. Pepper
17. How do u eat an Oreo? I don’t
18. Fav. sport? The one where it’s Dicks vs. Vaginas in an orgiastic placade of sexual release. And, yes I consider sex a sport. As is finding a good sex partner for that matter…
19. What makes you happy? See above. Oh, and… no wait, see above.
20. What’s the next CD you’re going to get? The one by that one band that I like.
21. Favorite song? Faith No More - "Caffeine" Of the moment? Machine Gun Fellatio "Unsent Letter"
22. Hair color? Indescribably strange
23. Eye color? I don’t know honestly. I’m not sure if Hazel is a pretentious answer - so I’ll just say it’s DeFacto Italian Brown [wow.. a new crayola color name]
24. Height? 6′ 1"
25. Do u wear contacts? No
26. Siblings and their ages? I hate this question. There’s one by blood, 2 by half-blood, and shitloads of step this and that. You don’t care, so I won’t say anymore.
27. Parents married or divorced? Both. Divorced and Re-married to different people.
28. Mom’s maiden name? Why? so you can fuck her like I fucked your mom in the ass last night? Well dude.. she LOVED it — I doubt my mom would care for you, she’s head over heels for my stepdad.
29. Do u have step parents/siblings? Yeah. I explained that before. But these questions suck.
30. What school do u attend? The Mitcz school of learning pointless and sometimes interesting/useful shit online and from old guys in bars or street corners.
31. What religion are you? Whichever one will suck me off every Friday.
32. What do u like 2 do? Wait, didn’t you ask this before? No, I guess you asked what makes me happy. Well, again - sex. But more.. I like to create things. I don’t particularly care what, I just want to leave a nice MitczÂ™ scar on the face of this Earth when I die.
33. What’s the best advice given to u? I honestly heard a voice in my head a few years ago, in the middle of the night, wake me up and tell me "the world will not wait for you. Go on, move now or be cindered by the progress of those with gumption". I don’t know who to credit for that - cause I don’t talk like that
34. Have u ever won any special awards? Second Place in my junior-high spelling bee. They fucked me over though, long story. Other than that… hmm… no. I’ve designed prolly 50+ sites and I haven’t even gotten a "Joe’s favorite shitty webpage of the minute" award :(
35. What are your future goals? To Conquer, change, make EVERYONE happy, be remembered, die smiling, and hope no one cries at my funeral.
36. Fav music? Anything with a groove, soul, integrity, meaning, or harmless entertainment for the sake of entertainment. i.e. - nothing that exist for or b/c of corporate sponsorship
37. Fav Group? Faith No More.
38. Fav food? My mom’s Red Beans and Rice. If that sounds sexual to you, you’re a sick fucker
39. Fav movie? Fuck - too many to list. Basically look to the Music response.
40. Fav day of the year? I can’t believe this, Jennifer actually stole my EXACT response to this question. Maybe it’s cause I was born in Oct. that makes me biased - but I’ll quote her.. "That day in October, when the weather starts to change. And the smells in the air, and the feeling, all take me back about 10 years, and I feel more nostalgic than on any other day in the year. Yeah… I love that day. "
41. Why is that your favorite day? See verbosity above
42. Do u like to dance? Only the horizontal mambo. Or, when no one’s looking or I’m doing my Jacko impression.
43. Are u too shy to ask someone out? Sometimes.
44. What’s the worst sickness you’ve ever had? The feeling I get when I see/hear Britney Spears, N’ Sync and their ilk, pretentious assholes with too much money and not enough heart, and those times when I realize I’m still human
45. What’s the worst thing u ever did? God, I’d have to make a top 10 list here (1 being the absolute worst):
10. Forgetting the name of a chick I just fucked.
9. (separate occasion) Not only forgetting a name, but introducing her to my roommate at the time as a chick I’d fucked 3 days prior.
8. Pissing on a girl in the bathtub
7. Pissing on another girl in the same week.
6. Trying to corrupt the minds of my schoolmates in 4th grade with extremely hardcore porn magazines.
5. Having this sex dream, the other night, of being Rev. Santa and marrying elves of same sexes to each other and then joining in the fun by marrying and fucking an elf of my own, but first saying "now I’ll get to live out that age-old Santa and his helper fantasy" to him. My dick was also very mishapen and damn that elf guy was one kinky slut. I left him laying on the bed covered in jizz at the end though — I was a busy Santa and had to get going. Trust me, you couldn’t be 1/4th as disturbed by that as I am.
4. Trying to tell my mom that I wasn’t doing drugs, and I was an alright person while I had a drugged-up stripper naked in my bed in the other room, I was still high on 2 hits of acid, I was unemployed and living off of scamming people, and had forced Anorexia from not eating more than once a day for 2 years. I didn’t want her to worry, and look where I am now - it all worked out, so it’s okay, right?
3. Trying to burn my school to the ground in 4th grade.
2. Not doing all I could to keep my (now) ex-bassist from slipping into a pool of depression, drugs, and alcohol.
1. Not doing EVERYTHING within my power to make the very most of every moment I spend on this earth and trying to enrich everyone else’s lives in the same way. I will always be pissed off about that, but like everyone else in this world - I just talk idealistically and I’m too self-conscious and self-important to actually do it.
46. Do u like scary or happy movies better? It depends on the movie and my mood.
47. On the phone or in person? In person
48. Summer or winter? SUMMER!!!
49. Hugs or kisses? Depends on the person. I don’t wanna kiss Bob.
50. Have you ever been in love? Fuck love. And fuck you for asking. Love is shit, and I don’t believe in it. However, I love my Mom, Dad, sister and cat :)
51. Did it hurt? What - when I fucked your mom in the ass? Yeah, she said it did - but it was a GOOD pain
52. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be? See the #1 worst thing I’ve done.