:P

1 LIVING ARRANGEMENT ?
My girlfriend and a good friend from work, living in his house.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING ?
About 6 books, too much to list.

3.WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PADS ?
I don’t use mouse pads :)

4. YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAMES ?
(bored) Games? hmmm.. Monopoly - Star Wars Edition

5. YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINES ?
Maxim, Stuff, Nerve, Blender, Wired

6. FAVORITE SMELLS ?
Women

6b. NON-FAVORITE SMELLS ?
Women I can’t have

7. FAVORITE SOUNDS ?
The sweet sounds of great music, my kitty, and the sound(s) of a female orgasm

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ?
This is tough… But, I’d say knowing that you failed at life - no one seems to be able to admit it when it happens to them, they blame the gov’t, taxes, the economy, everyone but themselves. So, it must be a horrible feeling.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
"Fuck. work. Grrr. Oh, look.. Celina. Ahhhh…."

10. FAVORITE COLOR ?
Blue, Red, Black, Lime Green.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ?
Always on the 3rd ring. 1 is desperate, 2 is hurried, and 4 means >you’re either too busy or your brain is broken.

12. NAME OF YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN ?
Damian/Jade

13. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE ?
Passion

14. FAVORITE FOODS ?
Meat

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ?
Vanilla. Chocolate sucks ass.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST ?
ehhh.. kinda. On the highway it’s fun.

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS ?
No, I sleep with live ones.
(I mean Kahlo and Bouschka - not Celina)

18. STORMS — COOL OR SCARY ?
Depends. Usually just annoying.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR ?
‘74 Bright Orange VW Bus

19b. ULTIMATE CAR ?
Lamborghini Diablo

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Kurt Cobain

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINKs ?
Sex at your mom’s house. The Phoenix Specialty drink.

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ?
Scorpio

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI ?
Is this supposed to say something about my personality?

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
Rockstar, comedian, artist. All at once.

25. EVER BEEN IN LOVE ?
I refuse to answer this question.

26. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ?
It’s a Half-assed question

27. FAVORITE MOVIES:
the Star Wars Trilogy, Entropy, Brazil, Breakfast of Champions

27a. FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES:
Yoda: "Try Not. Do or Do not. There is no try."
Judd Nelson (alternate line- Dogma) : "Let’s go back to the station house - Circle Jerk. Glaze some donuts"
(not a movie, but who cares) The Simpsons, Grandpa Simpson:
"I used to be with it, then they changed what IT was. Now, what I’m >with isn’t IT, and what is IT is weird and scary to me. And, it’ll happen to you, too".

28. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
I type with my fingers on the keys I’m trying to use.

29. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
I don’t have a bed.

30. FAVORITE NUMBER?
666,9,69

31. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Dating

32. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR IN LIFE?
19

33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
I found it on some stranger’s journal. I don’t even remember who now.

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