Archive for May, 2002
Ditch your dead fucking gods.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE UP ON GOD, MOVE ON!
I can’t understand why people would choicefully bow to an imaginary figure, meanwhilst gleefully falling in tow with some of the most wretched examples of humans in history (pedophiliac priests, covetous hypocrits, jerry falwell, etc.) If it’s safe to assume [...]
disturbed?
Nad And Mitcz Star In:
Girl Talk!
I made this, while bored at work
oooh! thilly thexy quith
1. Ever done it in water?
mark me down for a "yes"
2. Inside or outside?
you mean, which do I prefer?
I guess inside — I like to get uninhibited.
3. Most of the time do you enjoy being submissive or dominate?
Dominate.
4. Do you like it rough?
RAWR!!! I mean, yes please.
5. Do you like it gentle?
ehh… sometimes. When I’m [...]
maybe I'll just use this one..
PICK ONE!!
Okay, I’m trying to decide which one to use as a headshot/business card photo for my ventures (read: bookings at comedy clubs, etc).
SO, pick one..
NUMBER ONE:
NUMBER TWO:
okay, post number one or two (and reasons, if ya’d like) in the comments
Here's something we can all support..
I’m not a fan of overpopulation. So, I stand behind this.
And, come on - who on here couldn’t use rubbing one out sometime this week, eh?
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/
and so it is done
Well, I did it. I did my showcase 7 mins. at the Irvine Improv. I wasn’t really that nervous, and goddamn taht laughter was addicting. Problem was, it threw me off when people laughed at shit I never meant as a joke. So, I ended up forgetting twice, and thereby also passing up a lot [...]
Pretty interesting little quiz..
Found this one while browsing around today, apparently you just list 5-6 facts about the time periods:
15 Years Ago, I:
1. Was 8 years old.
2. Had Married Parents.
3. Had a band (named "Kidz" - we covered Cinderella and Europe songs)
4. Had a life-changing dream that I met Tom Keifer, Lead Singer of Cinderella and got to [...]
coming to terms with the fatness
So, like a month ago (give or take a week) - Mike and I joined 24 hr. Fitness. We were fed up with our lazy bums gettin’ all the more plump from so much porn and web-based sidework. Needless to say, weed, munchies, fast food, and computer work = a big, fat ass. We thought [...]
