Pretty interesting little quiz..

Posted by Rev. Mitcz

May 5, 2002

Found this one while browsing around today, apparently you just list 5-6 facts about the time periods:

15 Years Ago, I:

1. Was 8 years old.

2. Had Married Parents.

3. Had a band (named "Kidz" - we covered Cinderella and Europe songs)

4. Had a life-changing dream that I met Tom Keifer, Lead Singer of Cinderella and got to sing in place of him due to throat injuries. Decided the next day to be a rockstar.

5. Had a messy room, lived with my whole family and prolly would’ve just begun my summer break - whoo!!

10 Years Ago, I:

1. Was 13

2. Was a wicked little thief

3. Began smoking

4. Had my first Kiss, from a Girl named Pam (with tongue, baby!)

5. Broke into Pam’s house with some friends to steal a few of her dad’s guns and then sold them through laundering to some gangbangers (apparently, I only saw $10 from the deal, but I was pretty happy about it.. my job ended once I handed the guns over to a friend who was gonna give them to his brother to sell to some other guy)

5 Years Ago, I:

1. Was 18.

2. Got laid for the first time, by a soon-to-be psychotic, catholic raised, native-american, adopted, gothic chick named Natascha.

3. Had a Best friend named Trev who doubled-up on Natascha with me the first night we all hung out.

4. Had my band - Terratism, with Xion :)

5. Graduated High School, then got my first full-time job, as a designer for a local newspaper.

2 Years Ago, I:

1. Was 21.

2. Lived in Seattle with a bunch of crazies

3. Was still liked by Champagne.

4. Was managing and doing promotions, web design, and graphic design for the band I was living with.

5. Had a company started with my roommate Andrew, doing business as "FrogFaith" and making about $2000/month, split between the two of us — all by making promises that would later be forgotten about by the clients. Pretty sweet deal.

6. Completed a dream of mine since I was 8 by meeting Tom Keifer of Cinderella and telling him of my dream I had, citing him as a major inspiration in my life - and that I was still shooting for that dream. He hugged and thanked me, took some pics (which never made their way back to me), and enjoyed the story thoroughly.

1 Year Ago, I:

1. Was 22.

2. Was working at Circle K.

3. Was dating what turned out to be a pahologically lying bitch who looked like Sandra Bullock. To this day, I still can’t stand the sight of Bullock.

4. Was thoroughly unhappy with my life, made a list of 10 things I wanted to have accomplished by my 24th b-day, else I would give up and become a corporate drone, lose all my piercings and submit to "the system".

5. Lived with Nad and Champagne.

Yesterday, I:

1. Practiced my final act for my stand-up comedy showcase on Tuesday. I’m happy with it now, and feel ready.

2. Fulfilled a long-time fantasy of mine, with my beautiful Celina.

3. Bought a special new shirt, just for Tuesday night. (gotta love anything that requires a new warddrobe)

4. Watched "The Big Kahuna" with Kevin Spacey & Danny DeVito and was thoroughly impressed.

5. Saw Kevin Pollak at The Improv — got in free on account of being an Improv comic. I love fringe benefits.

Today, I:

1. Woke up with painful muscles from my workout w/the trainer on Friday, only to have Celina poke and prod those same muscles - apparently just to see if it hurt. Sadistic, she is.

2. Recorded myself doing my final stand-up act, to watch closely for time constraints — turns out I’m doing great on time, and I can lag a little here and there.

3. Took a shower/cleaned my newly pierced vertical nips, then tried on my new shirt - just to see :)

4. Wrote an e-mail to all my co-workers to announced Tuesday (cause now I’m not feeling so nervous about it).

5. Wrote this.

Tomorrow, I will:

1. Wake up for work :: ugh ::

2. Probably hear "hey Mitcz, you’re doing standp-up????" from about 20 different people at work.

3. Be Thoroughly happy and thankful that I’ve got such a great life. I don’t mean to sound like a fuckin’ hippy, but shit man.. life is the greatest thing there is. As Richard Pryor once said "You can’t beat if with a stick. And, all you mothafuckas wanna kill each other — why? Shit.. I don’t give a fuck! Cause life is the best thing there is"

4. Workout with the trainer, warning him that he kicked my fuckin’ ass the other day by making me do all those exercises and weights in one day - and my muscles still hurt. Hopefully they won’t hurt tomorrow.

5. Have a brush with bliss, later at night.. with my little Quesadilla ;)

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