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1. Ever done it in water?
mark me down for a "yes"

2. Inside or outside?
you mean, which do I prefer?
I guess inside — I like to get uninhibited.

3. Most of the time do you enjoy being submissive or dominate?
Dominate.

4. Do you like it rough?
RAWR!!! I mean, yes please.

5. Do you like it gentle?
ehh… sometimes. When I’m on heavy drugs, mostly.

6. Ever given or received through "the backdoor?"
No(t yet).

7. Did you enjoy it?
n/a

8. Do you like spankings?
I like spankin’ da booty. But, my booty’s kinda sensitive. Then again, no one really ever spanks my booty, so I guess I wouldn’t know if I liked it during sex.

9. Pick one favorite body part of the same and/or opposite sex below the neck?
Just one?? Ahhh…. fuck. I like the lipseyestitsasslegsstomachtongue a lot.

10. If you have a fetish, what is it?
Tongues. Body Mods (giving and receiving - almost all types) and haircuts. Shhh.. don’t tell anyone.

11. What’s the best aphrodisiac besides booze/drugs?
It may sound cheesy but I think passionate conversation is the biggest and best aphrodisiac of all time. (by passionate, I don’t mean sexual)

12. What kind of outfit or attire should your partner wear to turn you on?
Nothing.

13. Biting?
I don’t mind being bit. I love biting though.

14. What’s your most sensitive body part besides down in THAT southern region?
Neck, ears, area where neck and ears meet, nipples.

15. How do you react if your partner farts or queefs accidentally during sex play?
I pretend it didn’t happen and continue on. Unfortunately, someone always has to make a comment about it, it never fails.

16. What’s the grossest thing that’s ever happened in times of sexual pleasure?
Trust me, you don’t want to know.

17. What has a partner done that just felt horrible or was all wrong?
Nothing comes to mind. I just like being touched. I’m easy to please.

18. If its bad, what do you do to pass the time?
Fuck them harder.

19. Ever sucked someone’s toes?
Hmmm…. no, I don’t believe so. I heard that it was supposed to be this intensely sexual thrill but alas, I never think to do that. Plus - I’d only do it in the shower anyway. I don’t like feet that much.

20. Oh yeah, back up…at what age did you lose your virginity?
Men don’t lose their virginity. We "fucked for our first time". My day of reckoning occurred in my 18th year. I was trying to be powerful and stubborn, turns out no one thinks you’re all that powerful if you ain’t fuckin’

21. Was it a good experience?
Sure.

22. Do you have an easy time getting into people’s pants?
Physically? Yeah, unless they’re wearing button-fly jeans (remember those?). But, to get from "Hi, I’m mitcz" to "Hi, I’m gonna stick it in you now and make you call me daddy" isn’t entirely difficult for me… Provided I’m motivated enough.

23. Has anyone ever begged you for it?
Yes. And paid money, no less

24. Have you ever begged for it?
Regrettably, yes. I like to think of it as a coming of age ritual ("c’mon baby, it’s a good size!", "I’ve got reserves!", "No, I didn’t tell John you were a skank - I said you were swank… like Big Pimpin’ Swank Stylee")

25. Who or what has been your best sexually related experience?
Celina.

26. At what age did this occur?
Everyday. Even if we don’t have sex.

27. What colours represent sex to you?
Primary colors, Secondary colors, and any mixture of the two.

28. Is there a friend or acquaintance that you know that you’d like to "get it on" with?
Nope.

29. If you suddenly notice that your partner’s genitals reek as you are about to perform oral pleasure what do you do?
Depends who it is. If it’s someone I’m dating then I know they’re having an off-day and I don’t begrudge them oral lovin’ just b/c of that. If it’s a first-timer, I assume their body is trying to give me a warning signal and I realize "oh shit.. look at the time, gotta run!"

30. Are there any pornographic pictures of you in existence?
Yes.

31. Ever filmed a sexual experience?
No(t yet)

32. Has a partner ever acted out anything unusual like wanting to wear your underwear or pretend they’re the opposite sex, or other?
Hmm… nope, not really. I had a chick go from a quiet girl into a 70’s porno queen who seemed possesed, but I don’t know if it was an act or not.

33. Has an OLDER person ever made advances toward you, explain?
Yes. Explanation: Older women have hit on me. I’ve done my damage with a few of them.

34. If you could put yourself in another person’s body for a night, who’s would it be?
Me in 15 years.

35. If you could make yourself invisible for 48 hrs., who would you spy upon or what other things would you do?
I’d take my camera and try to catch Oprah doing some intimate shit with herself. Then threaten to publish it unless she made it her personal mission to launch a campaign promoting safe, healthy, all-natural masturbation. Repeat this dastardly plot as necessary.

36. What physical feature have others complimented you most on?
Trying not to sound conceeded but I think I’ve been complimented on everything, except my ass, arms, legs, stomach, and neck. One chick actually said "I was gonna fuck you, because I thought your interesting 80’s-style arrangement of earrings was really hot. I thought ‘there’s a guy who could give a fuck that he’s completely out of style’." This was like 4 years ago. No, we didn’t fuck.

well, that was fun.
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