Archive for June, 2002
Hay-ell Fuck yea-ah!
So, I thought last night (Tuesday) was to be my last comedy performance in California. It went really well, I was happy… rawk on, right?
Well… tonight, I was to go see my fellow comedian-friend Carrie Suttle at some Pool Hall/Sports Bar/Karaoke Bar. Tonight was half-comedy, half-karaoke - it was to be Carrie’s first 15 min. [...]
Today, Mitcz hits Vegan turf!
If you know me, you know I despise the vegan movement. Why would an animal-loving, otherwise environmentally conscious guy like me be against a seemingly pro-animal movement? Becuase, in essence - the movement is essential promoting, if even on a semi-permanent basis, the pointless slaughter and excess waste of animal by-products.
Look… if you don’t eat [...]
Man-pussy!
Now I’ve got a new word for gay, anal sex. That’s great.
I caught this on the view asked website during one of Smith’s updates:
Also saw "The Sum of All Fears" last week, in which Ben makes it very clear he’s a bona fide movie star now. So weird to watch the flick (which I really [...]
Das Updaten
I figure I need to update now, since I’m sure this weekend will have quite a bit worth writing LJs about.
So… here comes a shock to the world.
Well, a shock to prolly some people.
Okay, Champagne mostly. Here it goes..
I spent Saturday night hanging out with..
Nautica.
Nautica is my ex g/f for those of you who don’t [...]
Conversation w/Bob
And following are my thoughts on David Lynch, Champ —- I know you’ll love this:
The Bob says:
MITCZ!!!!!
Mitcz says:
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bob says:
i need help
The Bob says:
my head really hurts right now
The Bob says:
i just got done with lost highway, i still dont understand
Mitcz says:
haha
The Bob says:
:P
Mitcz says:
well.. I’ll help ya
The Bob says:
k
Mitcz says:
David Lynch is that insane [...]
quick poll
Alright, let’s throw down, bitczes.
Q: When you’re in an enclosed room, with no air flow in or out, smoking "the reefer". what do you call that?
A) "Hot Boxing"
B) "Clam Baking"
C) "Gettin’ high in an enclosed room with no air flow"
On a side note, it’s really hard to moon someone in the next office over when [...]
Me as a South Park Character
Oh sure, so I stole it from jcald89 Shoot me.
You can find yours at South Park Studio
God, that test sucked
Be forewarned, this test is kinda long, and I think they ask you some of the same questions multiple times just to throw you off. Plus, they’re all true/false answers, which sometimes say "always" and "never" which really fucks up a T/F test.
Take this quiz or visit survey.JUNKIE for more surveys!
