Conversation w/Bob

And following are my thoughts on David Lynch, Champ —- I know you’ll love this:

The Bob says:
MITCZ!!!!!

Mitcz says:
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bob says:
i need help

The Bob says:
my head really hurts right now

The Bob says:
i just got done with lost highway, i still dont understand

Mitcz says:
haha

The Bob says:
:P

Mitcz says:
well.. I’ll help ya

The Bob says:
k

Mitcz says:
David Lynch is that insane idiot in the back of the class, that paints a big blue dot and other people call it "art" b/c he’s insane. Then, all these so-called intellectuals gather round to admire it, b/c they’re pretentious little bastards that want to be the one who found "beauty" in his "obscure art" - but when looked at carefully is actually just shit but no one wants to admit it.

Mitcz says:
kinda like the emperor’s new clothes - - the fucker was nekkid - but no one wanted to say it

The Bob says:
bob = still lost

Mitcz says:
how?

The Bob says:
so the movie doesn’t mean anything?

The Bob says:
there is no point of the movie?

Mitcz says:
dude… don’t even bother

Mitcz says:
seriously..

The Bob says:
then why make a movie?

Mitcz says:
even his fans, whom I’ve met and had in my band

Mitcz says:
can’t explain one fuckin’ minute of that flick, or any other David Lynch movie for that matter

Mitcz says:
why paint a blue dot?

The Bob says:
cause there was nothing to do in class

The Bob says:
?

Mitcz says:
yes, but the insane kid would do that in his spare time

Mitcz says:
or, stay after class

The Bob says:
hmmmmm

Mitcz says:
I knew a few of them - they grow wild in Phoenix

The Bob says:
LOL

The Bob says:
i just want to know what the fuck happened

Mitcz says:
haha

Mitcz says:
well, what happened is..

Mitcz says:
David Lynch got enough scary nerds to appreciate his movies that no one wanted to insult him anymore

Mitcz says:
so, he gets away with smearing shit on a flim strip

The Bob says:
with bg music of NIN, Manson, and SP?

Mitcz says:
yup

The Bob says:
ah, its all bullshit. i don’t think i will ever understand it

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