Sillah Sex Quiz0r

Posted by Rev. Mitcz

July 7, 2002

Before I do my BIG update sometime this week, I thought I’d post this little repertoire of past sexual experiences:

1. Had sex? Yes
2. Had oral sex? Yes
3. Had anal sex? Nope
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Whenever it lasts more than a few mins.
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Yes
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Hmmm… yeah, I think once or twice. Also had roommates, and yapping dogs complain
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Happy to say: yes, many times :)
8. Written an erotic story? Quite often
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? Hmm.. I’ve been with a lot of people who have, and I’m pretty sure I have at one point. Though I don’t remember it so well.
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Yes
13. Had sex while standing up? Yes
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Nope.
15. Had sex during your/her "monthly visit"? Yes, sadly
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Whip cream, yeah. I don’t get the point though. I like the taste of flesh as is. Whip cream just makes my stomach hurt. I guess some people can’t enjoy their sex without toys. Poor bastards
17. Used ice erotically? Yes, many times
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Heh. Yes.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Constantly
20. Used a sex toy on someone/yourself? Yes, on someone
21. Used a vibrator on someone/yourself? Yes, on someone. But, doesn’t that count as a sex toy? This quiz is kinda silly
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? I’ve "inserted" a few random objects in people, though rarely for sexual gratification. More just to see if it would fit, I guess.
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? See above.
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Haha…. my god, they know. Yes, I have.
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? Huh? Granted a favor? Well, I’ve offered to go down on someone if they fucked me. I’ve offered orgasms for sex. I think everyone’s offered favors for sex, either large or small. Sex in itself is a favor, no?
26. Given sex in sympathy? Yes, poor drunken/babbling roommate she was.
27. Had sex with a virgin? Yes, regrettably
28. Ever cheated on someone? Only with one woman.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? 8 years… so close
30. Had sex with your landlord? Nope.
31. Had sex with a teacher? I wanna say yes for some reason, but nope - don’t think so.
32. Had sex with a boss? Once again, I wanna say yes here. I swore I have, but I guess not.
33. Had sex with a relative? Good Lord, no.
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? Still waitin’ on that fantasy. I’ve had sex w/a few mothers here and there, so I guess in about 15 yrs. I can try for their 18 yr. old daughters…
35. Had sex with twins? Still waitin’ on that one too
36. Had homosexual sex? Damn, that sure is a judgemental way to put it. But, no
37. Had sex with a pet? No, you sick fuck
38. Had sex with a farm animal? No, and these questions are getting stupid
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Many times. I have defined them as "The 24 Hour Ho". Give it a try, it’s fun.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know? Yes. Funny story about that actually, heh.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Gah! I’ve got so much left to do in life…
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? Yes
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? One day I will…
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? I’m proud to say: Hell yes!
45. Had a menage-a-trois? Here and there. Never 2 women though.
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? Nope. Tried to organize an orgy in high school with a certain prominent Disney actor’s grandson, but he and I weren’t sure how many of our prospective RSVPs were serious about it.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No thanx.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? Yeah, a few times.
49. Had sex in a public place? Hmm.. don’t think so, no.
50. If so, where? See above.
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes, in a pool - if it counts
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? Does the roof of a house count?
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Ahhh… high school.
54. Had sex in a moving car? I’ve gotten lots of head, a few hand-jobs, and done some hand-lovin’ w/a woman in a car. But, never full-on sex. Yet.
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope.
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Not full-on sex, but close a few times.
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Yes. I’ve had 3 at one time.
59. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Yes. Even got a hand-job on a couch while at a party. From a chick who’s name I didn’t know. Do I get double points for that?
60. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while an overnight guest? Yes
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen, etc.)? Yes
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? Nope.
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? Well… does my lunch hour count?
64. Had sex in a public restroom? Uhh… no thanx
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? Nope
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? Hmm.. no, don’t think so. Done some other shit, but not sex.
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Yeah, few times.
68. Had sex in an elevator? Not yet. I always worry hittin’ that "stop elevator" button will trigger some loud-ass alarm and get me busted.
69. Had sex in a cemetery? Nah, only made-out. And groped.
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No, I don’t really use dressing rooms.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Never to lower my own. And, I’ve never really consciously thought of it to work on someone else, it’s just not my style.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? You mean.. Frottage? Haha! Well… yeah, actually. There was a series of like 3 different intentional ass-grabbings done on me last New Year’s. That red vinyl jacket must scream "Grab my ass and whisper to me how much you enjoyed it"
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Not until I was at least…. 5 years old.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Are you kidding me here? God, the writer of this test musta been a fuckin’ tool
75. Seen a live stripper? yeah, few times. Nothin’ special.
76. Seen a live sex show? hmm… only online
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Nope, don’t think so. Well, I’ve caught my parents a few times *shivers*
78. Showered with a partner? Constantly.
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? Hahaaaa…. many, many times. It’s my defense mechanism
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? Why a group of 6 or more? Is that the legal minimum for it to be considered "streaking"? Well, I’ve streaked solo once or twice.
81. Stripped for someone? Uhh…. well, I think so, I don’t recall specifics though
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? I’ve been down to nothing but a cod-piece for over 300 people once. And, I was in said cod-piece for at least 70 people about 100 times.
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No, those people are generally fat, ugly, old and can’t get nekkid within 30 miles of the city otherwise.
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No, there’s strength in numbers. Actually, I take that back - I was nekkid around 5 people for my solo nude shoot
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Always thought that might be a fun thing to do, but it prolly wouldn’t.
86. Showered while someone watched? I dunno about "watched", but certainly while someone was able to see me.
87. Masturbated? Many times, are you kidding me?
88. Masturbated while someone watched? Yeah, a few times
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Hmm… well, I used to mimic that onstage a lot, but I never actually got off on it.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? See above.
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? I think so, yeah.
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Yes, a few times.
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Yes, again.
94. Had phone sex? Nope, not my cup o’ tea.
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yeah, I think I’ve done that many times.
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yeah
97. Been photographed nude? Yes
98. Been photographed having sex? Yes, don’t know where the photos went - it was like they never existed, but an ex-g/f and I had some pretty XXX sex for a porn site once. The guy gave us copies of the pics, but none of them had us gettin’ it on. Weird, huh?
99. Been videotaped having sex? No, I don’t think so.
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? No
101. Role-played a sexual situation? "You’re the girl who wants my dick. I’m the guy who’s got the dick. Action!" No.
102. Taken part in transvestism? You mean - dressed up like a chick? Many, many times. Even before I was old enough to think of it sexually, my sister used to dress me up all the time
103. Used a blindfold during sex? Yes
104. Used handcuffs during sex? Yes
105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? Far too many times..
106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? Yes, here and there
107. Nipple clips? The proper verbage is "nipple CLAMPS". But, you wouldn’t know that cause you’re a fuckin’ tool who makes up sex quizzes but never has sex. Anywho - no, I haven’t used ‘em.
108. Used sex dice? No, that’s just stupid. If a woman wants me to go down on them while grabbing their tits and scratching their back - they only need ask me. Rolling dice just delays my decision, and may cause me to leave.
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? Yes
110. Received an electric shock during sex? Yes
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? Yes
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? Yes
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Raw… many times. Bleeding… hmm, No, I don’t think so. Though, I did lose a layer of flesh down there from too much sex in one day, that wasn’t fun.