….just call me Popular Pete, or Trend-Following Terry

Posted by Rev. Mitcz

July 10, 2002

1. Do you like having your picture taken? I’m a freak for pictures, I LOVE ‘EM!
2. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? Right now I’m just trying to get to Florida for the big porn convention. Any other time I’d say NYC.
3. Have you ever done crossword puzzles? Yes ma’am.
4. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. "Your powerbook has been designed so that you can set it up quickly and start using it right away." I’m at work - all I’ve got is a Powerbook G4 Manual.
5. Do the same with a lyric from either a CD or the radio. "I have got to find a river, pass me on the open road - I have got to leave to find my way" REM - Find A River
6. Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? Constantly
7. Can you sing? I used to do pretty good. I kinda disregarded everything I learned though, and over the years have gotten worse.
8. Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks? Yes, and I even write impromptu lyrics in my head to songs that don’t exist — and parody songs that do exist.
9. What’s your favorite color of post-it note? Blue - I guess. Or white.. it’s really jarring, and seemingly more important. How often do you see a white post-it note, ya know?
10. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line? Sure
11. What does your bedroom look like? It looks like Celina’s room. Oh, wait.. it IS Celina’s room.
12. Do you read your horoscope? yeah, every now and again
13. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash? mouthwash. gum causes brain damage
14. How many times a year about are you sick? That’s improper english, sir. But, roughly once or twice.
15. Ever been in an airplane? Yeah, have you ever sucked my dick? I hear it’s breath-taking.
16. What color are your eyes? I don’t know. There’s just too many fuckin’ names for eye colors. I’d guess brown.. light brown.. I don’t know what hazel is, but they might even be that.
17. Have you ever been arrested? Many times.
18. What is your favorite t-shirt? Right now, my new Red Meat "I’m on Nude Patrol" shirt.
19. What food disgusts you the most? Well, ugly women’s ass hair is pretty sick shit.
20. What is your favorite soda? Dr. Pepper
21. Name one person your life is made better by: No. All my friends/family/people I associate with by choice… they all make my life better. If they didn’t, I wouldn’t bother. In the words of a once-wise Anton LaVey "What good are your friends if they do you no good?"
22. Can you do math with ease? I can do math with your mom. "69 + I’ll cum on your face = $300 ..pay up toots!"
23. Are you a vegetarian? Do I have to pee on your face now?
24. Name one of your passions in life: Humanity. I can’t help it. I love the human race.
27. What’s your least favorite time of day? Morning, or at least mornings I need to work through.
28. What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? Monkey.
29. Ever listen to classical music? Yeah, I have my moments.
30. Do you work? What is your job? Yes. I’m a web/graphic designer for a porn co.
31. What is the best present you’ve ever given someone else? I wrote a poem for my mom and made it into a nifty collage and had it printed on high-quality gloss paper and framed it… I got an ultra-rare Mr. Bungle demo from Champ, I got Celina an adorable kitty for a mixed Valentine’s/Our Anniversary gift, and I’m proud of a few others that I can’t remember. Gift giving is fun.
32. What is the best present someone else has ever given to you? That ultra-rare FNM Angel Dust CD from Champ, and the tomahawk tickets from Celina - without which I’d have never met Mr. Patton.
33. Do you wear a watch? *sigh* no….
34. What’s on your computer desk? The one here at work? Uhhh… all kinds of paper, documents, bills, notes, CDs, speakers, broken computer parts, old McDonald’s cups, a webcam…
35. Do you think you’re pretty/goodlooking? Yeah, just gotta do something about this tub..
36. How many people do you live with? 2, and 2 cats.
37. What do you collect? One night stands, Ex-girlfriends, Dust, DVDs, CDs, Autographs, Memories…
38. Have you ever bought anything just because it was a fad? Not to my recollection, but who knows - I may have been wildly optimistic one day as a child. Even so, I’d have to convince someone else to buy it too… so at least I wasn’t the only sucker.
39. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning? "Where am I? What’s that noise? Who is this woman? Where are my pants? Ohh… gotta work… Morning Celina…"
40. Do you bite your nails? Yes. And small children.
41. What color are most of your clothes? They used to be mostly black, but now I have a vast plethora of rainbow colors in my warddrobe. Not that much black in there anymore.
42. What’s your favorite cereal? Cigarettes.
43. Do you like to look people in the eye? Only if I’m really comfortable w/them. I see too much in people’s eyes, and I rarely like what I see if I’m not comfortable w/them. So, now I reserve it as a privilege and no one seems to question it.