Rev. Mitcz’s FOF #5

Surprisingly enough, it’s been a marginally good week. If I were to compare my week to Bob’s - I’d say it was wonderful. But then, to compare one’s self to another is rarely fair, so I won’t count that. The good stuff this week? Well, I was able to turn in my old cellphone to the lady I had originally received it from, she’ll be giving it to her son, so everyone’s happy now. No more cell phone bills for me! Also, got me a new “Maya 4.5 Fundamentals” book. I’ve been trying to render out a concept for a client, and I’m horrible at remembering what little I knew about Maya (and 3D in general) - so now I’ll be able to spend the better part of the weekend getting back on track. So, now, here’s what’s pissing me off:

The fucking heat! Gah! I’m from Phoenix, so I’m used to heat. But, in Phoenix, everything is new. Which means “central a/c”. I have no car A/C, no apartment A/C… just plain ass. I plan to get the car fixed as soon as a certain unnamed asshole CEO stops jerkin’ me around, and finally fucking pays me for my work!

The asshole CEO that keeps jerking me around. This is also the same asshole CEO that Bob always bitches about. Yes, he touches so many people’s lives in so many ways. The fuckin’ prick

PETA. And, believe me, I plan to launch an MF Missile at them very soon.

People who think Gov. Grey Davis is the cause of all California’s problems. Sorry, it’s not that simple

Anyone who ever purcashed a CD of, saw the movie about, or plans to see the movie about those fucking American Idol jackasses. For the record: THEY’RE ALL WHINY LITTLE BITCHES! Don’t go pretending that just because they spend *gasp* a few weeks in front of cameras, singing re-hashed bullshit pop cover tunes, that they’re actually “working”. If you want to get famous in this country, or anywhere else in the world - it’s called WORKING YOUR ASS OFF! Which almost never entails a few short weeks on TV, and immediately getting the chance to perform in front of 1000’s of live, screaming fans. Anyone who ever gets “famous” from AI is a stupid bitch and should be shot. I mean that in the worst possible way. You should be shot too, if you disagree. Go crawl in a hole and die trying to suck yourself off/eat yourself out. Fuckin’ buncha pussies.

God’s fanclub. I don’t care which faction of his fanclub you purport to be from - you’re fuckin’ weak. I’m tired of walking on egg shells around people who think God exists and this cosmic wonderboy can create everything on earth, keep things in order, and simultaneously give a fuck about your pathetic little life. If he really existed - 9/11 would’ve never happened. Why? Because no decent God would ever let a couple of high-horse morons hijack planes, and kill 1000’s of people, all in the name of some other god who apparently thinks stuff like that is “a-okay!”

You. Yeah, you. I’m pissed at you because you’re not bringing all of your friends to read AMF. Maybe you’re not that amused, or you think they might not be, or you think this site needs “something else” to make it ready for your divine friends to read it? Fine - talk about it in the forums. Despite what you may think, I actually check them, and I’ll see if you’ve written anything.

… by the way, when I’ve got a sufficient audience built up here, I’ll be able to bring on more writers, add new sections, redesign the site, make things a lot more interesting. Also, I’ve got about 20 different AMF shirts designed and ready to go. Now all I need is people to sell them to. Oh, and someone to print them. But, mostly people to sell them to.

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