quickie

"If there is one person you can’t stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal."

I might as well be less coy and cryptic about it. That someone is Celina (ain’t it always?)
We’re back together. Have been for about.. I dunno, a month and a half? I haven’t been counting.

I just didn’t want to be without her, in the end. Other women just don’t have what she’s got - wit, grace, beauty, humor, an amazing ass, and a whole lot of other things that I could mention but would quickly turn this entry into an erotic novel. I love her, she enriches my life and makes me feel good. That, I’ve come to find out, is worth more than our combined weight in gold.

They say if you love something, you should let it go. I did. She came back. I came back. We’re ours.

Does this mean wedding bells on the horizon? Children, perhaps? A nice 2-story house with a white picket fence and 2.3 children? Not quite. We’ve talked about some of that (save for the picket fence - we’re not that cute), but obviously we’re both feeling a little too young for it all. So, we’re taking it easy. Just enjoying each other. I will say, however, that my previous fears of the afforementioned things, while not lifted, have been subdued quite a bit and I can logically consider those possibilities now without a sour face. It could happen, that’s all I’m sayin’

Other weird updates include:

1. On June 3rd, The Mitcz-man gets a new set of chompers. Yup, that’s right. I’m undergoing 5 straight hours (and over $20,000) worth of intense dental work to come away with a brand new smile. Not dentures - but caps, and pulls, and root canals, you name it. I’m not looking forward to the appointment, only the results. Yes I’ll post before and after pics when all is said and done.

2. I’ve been working out, a little bit. Been jogging in the garage of this apartment complex about every other night, for about 30 mins. at a time. This weekend, my friend Anthony (author of this book) is taking me to the gym to show me a good set of exercises that I can do to burn off this retchid belly of mine, and maybe put some meat on these arms.

3. I’m taking Capoeira classes at this little "activity center" down the street, twice a week (for 2 hours at a time!). Well, it’s supposed to be twice a week but I keep fucking up my feet, so I’ve ended up needing to heal and skipping the 2nd class. Still.. I’m making progress. Now that both my toes have callused over, and I tore all the skin off the balls of my feet the other day - I can’t imagine I’ve got much left to fuck up.

4. Working on a public access show out in Long Beach with Anthony. This is in lieu of the radio show I brought up in my last entry. Our plan is mostly to shoot it for straight-to-DVD action, but of course it’ll still be broadcast (in an edited version) on PA. Hopefully, our ideas will translate as well to the screen as we’re envisioning, and we can sell our little baby off to someplace like SpikeTV. One can dream.

5. I’ve given up McDonald’s! About 3 months ago - I stopped going there every morning for my breakfast, and I’ve not so much as walked into the place for more than a quick use of their bathroom since. I’ve actually cut out almost ALL fast food places - save for Subway and Quizno’s.

In addition, I’ve cut soda completely out of my daily regimine. I haven’t had a soda in about 4 days now - (I drank Dr. Pepper mixed w/Absolut Vanilia at a party on Saturday) and before that, it’d been almost a week. For the past 2-3 months, I’ve gone from my previous habit of almost a 12 pack of soda a day down to less than 2 a week. Not bad, eh? I’m not Mr. Uber-healthy, but I’m trying. My dentist is making me quit smoking after my operation next week. We’ll see how well that goes. Could you imagine a Mitcz without a cigarette? I can’t…

6. Been writing some new comedy material. I need to get back into that. I put my best Improv performance into an MP3 and it’s on the shared iTunes network at work, so i get comments that it’s damned funny. I guess that’s the kind of motivation I needed. I even have someone at work who’s scouting her contacts for places I can perform. I want to do all-new material, cause I hate it when comics use the same jokes over and over and over. I’m sure I’ll fall back on a few "classics" here and there, to help me, but I’d like to write mostly new stuff. I’ve got a killer bit about airports and dentists! (don’t worry, I’m kidding about that last part).

Now, it’s random link time:

I’m not sure I believe this - but it’s an interesting thing to consider.

If you’re at all curious about my lengthy response to the gay marriage issue (in an argument for both sides with myself) - then maybe you should read this.

I found this site interesting, cause I like random news articles and links.

this site, for that matter, has a LOT more like that and it’s updated more often as well.

Comment if you’d like. I shall answer all that plagues you. About my life, that is. I still don’t know everything.

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