Fucking Cocksmugglers

So, remember that cool apartment I was happy about getting in Hollywood, not far from the main strip, right across from the Scientology Celebrity Center? Yeah, well..

THE GODDAMNED COCKSMUGGLING SCIENTOLOGISTS BOUGHT IT

In a few days, they’ll be delivering a notice for us all to vacate the premises within 60 days, to make room for their goddamned cocksmuggling mindless drones. On the plus side - they’re required by law to pay us at least $2,000 per apartment. That was the rate the Gov’t decided was needed to find a new place — back in 1987. However, on July 5th, that rate goes up to $3,000. So, hopefully they won’t be very timely in their filings, so I don’t have to scrape the barrel to get out of here.

I would say more, but I don’t want to risk legal action, or the positive effects that I’m hoping will ensue by being tight-lipped.

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