Archive for September, 2004
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?
Okay, so I googled my name. A fun thing to do from time to time.
I found a fake LJ made for me.
It’s actually my posts. Well, alll but… like 2, the first two.
This "dude" (I’m assuming it’s a guy) posed as me.
Thing is - the bitches fucking LOVE him.
Goddamnit - I’m popular when I’m not [...]
How to Turn Future Adults Into Legal Drug Addicts
Saw this today, while refilling my vicodin prescription:
The lady behind the counter asked me why I took a picture of their poster.
The following conversation ensued:
Me: "Well… for the first time in history - drug companies advertise directly to the consumer, as opposed to just the medical industry professionals. As consumers, we’re being asked to tell [...]
Green Day and Hollywood (sur)Reality
So, last Thursday I get invited to catch the sold-out Green Day show at the Henry Fonda theatre. In a rare "hollywood-esque" moment, my date gets us on the guest list. It’s much like the handicap line at Disneyland - infinitely shorter than the "regular people" line and they didn’t even pat me down for [...]
