Archive for October, 2004
Collecting Souls
Did the devil thing again tonight. But, in a classic form (well, not classic to some of you who don’t know that I usually do this every year) - I brought along contracts for people’s souls. I made sure to get pictures with just about everyone who’s soul I "acquired" and I’ve collected them all [...]
Note To Self..
…. when your 26th birthday falls on the Friday before Halloween, and you dress up as a classy devil with a red mohawk, it’s likely that you will attract gorgeous women who want to take pictures with you.
oh yeah, and when you’re stumbling back to your friend’s car after a night of free birthday [...]
Rigoddamndiculous
Today is supposed to be important for some reason.
Ahh yes. I’m 26 now. Grr… not cool.
Every year, I try to take the money I get from my mom, mix it with money I make on my own, and buy something fun and/or sensible for myself. Usually, that’s bills. This year - I’m ahead. I’m very [...]
WebSpeak - A Primer.
Tired of hearing people say things like “My internet is down”, “I got the internet”, “I was downloading the web the other night…” and a host of other phrases that, if they knew better, they’d never use - I have decided to write a little guide to what various internet terms mean, some webspeak, some 1337speak and a variety of other things to better inform those of you in need.
Rev. Mitcz’s FOF #9
I actually had a pretty decent week. I don’t have a great deal to bitch about. But then, having nothing to “fuck off” to can make one angry as well. Not really, but I’m trying. Anywho.. let’s blow this shitstand and see what we find.
sickness and pictures
Tuesday night, I felt the beginnings of a cold coming on. Called my boss to let her know I likely wouldn’t be coming in the next day.
Yesterday, I felt like shit all day, but I managed to work on some stuff for my job, and then work on my personal site a bit.
Last night, Michelle [...]
Drunken fun with scientology
Saturday night, my friend Michelle came by w/her boyfriend to shoot some pics. In my drunken state, I did a lot of whacky pics. Some 200+. A few of the pics actually managed to make me look decent. My personal fave would be this one - which was taken while I was blindfolded and wandering [...]
Fucking Angry,
Just wrote a new AMF article. I think it’s angry enough.
What do you think?
It felt good to get that out, but it required some serious restraint on my part to not say a lot more about it. Cause, ya know, there’s certain things you just CAN’T say about the president, no matter how fucking bad [...]
AOTM #1 : George Wanker Bush
Ohhh.. here’s a surprise. Our first “Assface Of The Moment” goes to none other than that bastion of coked-up, chaw-spittin’, enemy-making, shit-for-brains president-select of ours.. Mr. George Bush. Before you claim your trophy, Sir AssFace, it’s important that you know the reasons why you were picked above all others.
The tagline should FOR THIS be:
"when you’re whoring your little pussy out to anyone with a tv contract or a camera in-hand, you’re going to want only the finest in trite, pink jewelry to accentuate your worthless inner self"
