AOTM #1 : George Wanker Bush

Ohhh.. here’s a surprise. Our first “Assface Of The Moment” goes to none other than that bastion of coked-up, chaw-spittin’, enemy-making, shit-for-brains president-select of ours.. Mr. George Bush. Before you claim your trophy, Sir AssFace, it’s important that you know the reasons why you were picked above all others.

1. C’mon man, look at you. You’re a total assface. Or a chimp..
2. You actually said all of the following things:

“They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program.”

“If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.”

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.”

“I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.”

3. You’re also a religious assclown. That doesn’t make one bad, per se, but as a president it’s usually not a good idea to disregard the faiths, practices, belief systems and dogma of all other religions. Just a tip for ya. Why would I bring up a lesson so obvious? Because, Mr. Bush, you did this..

“The very first act of the new Bush administration was to have a Protestant Evangelist minister officially dedicate the inauguration to Jesus Christ, whom he declared to be ‘our savior.’ Invoking ‘the Father, the Son, the Lord Jesus Christ’ and ‘the Holy Spirit,’ Billy Graham’s son, the man selected by President George W. Bush to bless his presidency, excluded the tens of millions of Americans who are Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Shintoists, Unitarians, agnostics, and atheists from his blessing by his particularistic and parochial language.”
 – Alan M. Dershowitz, in “Bush Starts Off by Defying the the Constitution,” Los Angeles Times, January 24, 2001

4. You firmly believe that darwinism is bullshit, that the science of global warming is uncertain at best - yet you believe that there is a big fella in the clouds who made this world and all the people in it not but a few 1,000 years ago..
5. You had your buddies over at In-Touch ministries put out a pamphlet informing soldiers how to pray for you while away from home, fighting a completely horseshit war that you started.
6. You’re a bumbling, fumbling dickhead
7. You got a C average at Yale. Assface
8. Oh yeah, there was that whole fucking “WAR” you started.
9. Rather than use logic and listening to “the enemy” about their true reasons for terrorism (ya know, like our occupation of their holy land) - you choose to believe that they just “hate our freedom”. Yeah, you got it buddy. Cause, really, when people think of other people being “free” they just get pissed. Oh, and obviously they oppose your invasion of their country not because of lives lost, buildings destroyed, our oil interests, our massive, permanent occupation of their land and about 1000 other more intelligent reasons - they don’t like us being there because they hate freedom, right? Oh, of course. It all makes sense now
10. You clearly oppose free speech - a right so important and integral to this country that it was the very first fucking thing written down. You gonna come after me for writing this? Bring it the fuck on, pussy.
11. Oh, look, a site dedicated to NOT YOU. You’ll notice there’s no NOT KERRY website running against him. Hmm… I wonder why that is

For all of those reasons, and about 1,000 more, you’re a fucking ASSFACE. I have a long list of much more colorful, much more hateful terms for your pathetic, redneck ass. Here’s a sample…

You’re a goddamned moronic, bumbling, cocksmuggling, dickheaded, totalitarian, anti-american, dickless, brainless, fuckheaded piece of worthless putrid filth of which I wish could be smote by your own Holy God with spiked boots, only to smear off onto the sidewalk outside the construction site rebuilding the world trade center that was demolished in sheer opposition to the American Life that you’re trying to push onto the rest of the world like a drug that makes everyone sick. Your America is not one that I’m proud to be a part of. Your America makes me fucking sick, and I agree with all who hate us. I fucking hate us too. In the hopefully highly unlikely event that your giggling rich cuntfuck face gets branded as the president AGAIN (though, you’d better pray for a voting scandal 100 times worse than the previous one) - I will gladly move the fuck out of YOUR America. Your America is for shit, Bush. You desecrate this land with your mere existence.

I’m so fucking angry with this sack of shit I could fuckin..
nevermind. I’m not allowed to say that.
Thanx assclown.

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