Rev. Mitcz’s FOF #9

I actually had a pretty decent week. I don’t have a great deal to bitch about. But then, having nothing to “fuck off” to can make one angry as well. Not really, but I’m trying. Anywho.. let’s blow this shitstand and see what we find.

Rev. Mitcz would like to say “FUCK OFF” to the following people/places/things/ideas (yeah, nouns and proper nouns) :

• G.W. Bush
• Anyone voting for G.W. Bush. This, sadly, includes my own parents. Read some non-U.S. newspapers/news sites before you vote, will ya?
• Tobacco. Or nicotine. One of those. I’m addicted, goddamnit. Been trying to quit since I got fancy new chompers but it just won’t happen.
• Bitches who be trippin’
• Drunken Jock Assholes. You sucked when I was in high school, you sucked when most kids my age were in college, and you’ll suck when you’re fucking offspring turns against your jock-ass ways and becomes someone like me. But at least when they’re like me - they’ll hate you. Like I do. Fuckheads
• Scientology. Bastard pricks not only bought my apartment complex, but you’ve moved your mindless croonies into neighboring apartments. If that wasn’t bad enough, we’re all pretty fucking sure you’re going to move us out of this place, and as we’ll have 2 months to find a place and move out - it’d be really fucking nice if you just gave us a heads-up on when you plan to move us the fuck out. Or you can abandon your false idols and go away, that would be preferable.

I must go now, for I have company. There wasn’t much left to fuck off anyway. Tell your friends about this site and VISIT THE FORUMS will ya? People have been posting in there. Well, one person anwyay, and I’d like to see some responses.

Thank you. Drive thru.

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