Note To Self..

…. when your 26th birthday falls on the Friday before Halloween, and you dress up as a classy devil with a red mohawk, it’s likely that you will attract gorgeous women who want to take pictures with you.

oh yeah, and when you’re stumbling back to your friend’s car after a night of free birthday drinks, being groped by strangers as you walk down halls, and witnessing/partaking in random debauchery - don’t look down into the beat-up red Mazda parked on the side of the road under the brightest streetlight in the world. You’re likely to see a fully naked man wearing horns, jerking his pole within the (intentional) full-view of passers-by.

In other news, I want to give BIG thanks, hugs, and mucho love to Lynnise, Suyoung, and my main man NAD for making Friday the best birthday ever. You fucking rock - and I owe you all mucho drinkage next time we party.

I’ll even curb the Asian jokes, Suyoung ;)

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