Kill me.

Time to start checkin’ real estate in Canada. I wonder how their porn industry is.

I found a hero, though. While I toil away and rack my brain trying to understand the sheer mass idiocy of this worthless pile of shit country saying "yay! we love being lied to and shit on!" - one man decided to garner a wetsuit without oxygen tank and seize Governor’s Island with a pirate flag, in support for his one-man presidential party "the blue tulips". Ignorance truly is bliss. And this man is my fucking hero. I’d vote for ya, buddy, come back in 2k8. If we’re still alive.

Oh and I get dibs on ass-beating the chimp come 2008. Everyone, the line forms behind me.

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