Fucking GREAT.

So I got about 5 hours of sleep last night. This morning, I woke up to a call from my co-worker/friend/neighbor Jim to say he’s at the auto shop with his car and he’ll meet me at work later and we’ll carpool home. I’m used to seeing his car next to mine when I’m parked. This morning, I didn’t see that. I guess it really tripped me up and my lack of sleep said "Hey Mitcz, just turn the wheel and go!". I turned the wheel and went alright. I went right into the diving column between our cars. Fucking great. Now I’m missing a rightside mirror (from a parking garage incident a few months ago) AND I’ve smashed in the front right side of my car. WONDERFUL. Ohhh what a great week this has been. Yesterday at work, I had to recreate a few days of lost work from an errant cron script run on our server - so you can just feel the excitement OOOOOOOZING outta me.

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