Archive for December, 2004
15 Minutes of infame.
Quick comedy update.
I’ve been writing my sick fucking ass off for these past few nights. Well.. some of it was writing. Some was refining. Most was just figuring out what to keep and what to toss.
After I finished writing the last of what I was thinking would be a good set, I arranged it and [...]
'04 Roundup.
Though it might be just a few weeks early for this, I saw it on audri2’s page and I just had to give it a run. In some cases, I’ll be linking to LJ entries of mine that describe things in further detail.
1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done before?
Shitloads, [...]
An Announcement.
This is going to sound weird. But, this is an important bit of news that I want you to be happy about - then ignore.
Last night, I was at an unnamed comedy club. The club promoter/manager/whatever guy (ya know, the dude who puts people on stage) gives a soft kick to the back of my [...]
Unsent Letter
Gotta post another of these "song of the week" things. This is an older fave. That is to say, I heard this song years ago, and I even had it in my playlist. It’s from a band called Machine Gun Fellatio.
After I heard this song, I grabbed a few of their other songs. Somehow, I [...]
Launch Party this.
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
Many people have suggested that when I finish RevMitcz 2.0, I do some kind of launch party. Well, the way I figure it - the site’s already an overstated ego stroking, and holding a party to announce a new place to pay further homage to me sounds like some serious forced self-importance that [...]
GWAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!
So, we did Gwar last night. It’s been like 5-6 years since my last Gwar show. Far too long. As one might expect, the show was fucking amazing. They “killed” all of the following people/characters throughout their 2 hour set:
- Paris Hilton (who was tied to a rack and her lower half was removed)
- Arnold [...]
Song of the Week.
I’m gonna try to do a "Song of the Week" thing on here. I doubt I’ll actually keep up with it, but I’m gonna try.
I’ve been getting so much music lately that it’s pretty rare I even get the chance to listen to much of it. So, a lot of songs slip through the cracks [...]
Ohh how fun it is to ride on a metal butt plug.
This holiday season..
Get her some jewelry she’ll actually use.
Oh how I’d love to be on the marketing team for that product line. Damn it’s what dreams are made of. I’d have so many fuckin’ one-liners, that’d be on the top of everyone’s X-Mas wishlist.
Hot shit, man.
