FINALLY! The courts have sense.

Today’s award for "finally giving proof that the whole goddamned country hasn’t gone to hell from over-regulation by religious fuckheads" goes to U.S. District Court Judge Gary Lancaster. Mr. Lancaster - you ever come to Hollywood, look me up. I’ll get you fuckin’ laid, and the drinks are on me, buddy. Thank you.

OBSCENITY LAWS RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL

This also has the lovely effect that Vivid will soon be reversing their policy of "no nipples/pink/buttholes on guest areas of websites", meaning not only do I get more freedom (and things looking more appealing without all those fucking stars everywhere) but that our conversions (the rate of people who join the site VS. just browsing through and leaving) will likely increase by an immense number, and… hey, I might get paid more! Hooray for boobies, indeed.

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