Rev. Mitcz’s FOF #11

Trying to get back into the swing of updating AMF, I should have some new articles coming up soon. I’ve got a few half-written ones lying around on my drive right now and I really should finish those fuckers up soon. That having been said, I’m gonna bitch about some shit now…

Hey Georgey boy.. FUCK OFF. I know you just spent some-odd $40 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS on your little inauguration party and you might be temporarily blinded by the followers surrounding you, telling you that “you’re an alright fella” but not here. Nope. I still hate your fuckin’ face. I still hate your fake fuckin’ war. I hate your fuckin’ blind followers and supports. You’re still an assface prick. I’m not alone on this, either. I’d apologize but I’ve got better things to do, like spit on your image.

Big ol’ fuck off to Scientology, yet again. I’ve got problems with organized religions, it’s true. But I’m not attacking anyone who specifically believes in and follows the standards and practices of what I consider to be a bullshit religion. I’m talking specifically about the people responsible for running the actual church. They’re bad people. Do I know them personally? No, I’ll admit I don’t. But (and believe me I’m playing this angle for comedic effect) I didn’t know Hitler, personally, either. Anyway, they’ve served us our papers and now I’ve got to move out of this apartment that I spent several days painting, preparing, fixing and modifying to a taste that I could live with for at least a few years. There went that plan.

I’d like to send a big fuck off, also, to an unnamed comedian for being a bit too high on himself to treat upcoming comics (read: me) with any real respect and instead preferring to treat them with the sort of contempt one might have if one were just out to be a cockface. More specifically, if one’s professional career is littered with negative commentary, negative reinforcement, and being treated like shit by other comics and promoters - to turn around and treat others that way either out of spite or out of trying to “ease someone into the hardships of the business” then.. well, yeah, you’re a cockface.

There was a lot more to this entry, but it sounded a little too whiny for my tastes. Besides, it’s all a moot point now anyway. If you read it before it was removed - you can feel special now.

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