Archive for January, 2005

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Hardcore Comedy + Hardcore BDSM = Fun?

So I did my gig at the Passive Arts Studios. Those who came to see me, and/or were expecting to see some comedy that night, seemed to enjoy it quite a bit. I don’t think the crowd, for the most part, was ready for a bucket of laughs. Though there was at least 8 people [...]


Links.

In my random link following adventures tonight, I came across two little nuggets that were just too fuckin’ good to pass up.
Link #1 -
"Britain’s Clarence House Wednesday night was forced into a major damage limitation exercise after Prince Harry was pictured in Nazi uniform at a fancy dress party"
He apologized. Wanna know how a spoiled [...]


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Gig Reminder + Preview

Ever the lover of last-minute preparation and procrastination, I’m STILL working out the kinks on tomorrow night’s gig. I feel much better about this set than I’ve felt in a while about any set - especially that last one. The material is mostly comprised of jokes I’ve been sitting on for awhile now but I [...]


eBay can make your dreams come true

I’ve long stated, with much enthusiasm, that one could make a veritable fortune on eBay through selling common (and/or shitty) objects, products, keepsakes, etc. simply by providing a compelling description of the item.
Today, my point was proved in a way I never thought I’d see. Sure, there was the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich ordeal that [...]


Another "Year In Review" Thingy

Stole this from erictron.
"Copy and paste the first sentence of the first post of every month of 2004".
January // Nothing posted in this month.
February // I know, I never post. And, this ain’t much to be postin’ about.
March // I live in Hollywood, CA now - with my good buddy Nad.
April // Nothing posted in [...]


Color me fucking disturbed.

Okay, I don’t know what’s more unsettling here. So, you can choose.

That this personal electronic machine is being touted as an "essential safety device" and yes, you too, average idiot non-medical professional, can shock a fucker’s heart.

That the afforementioned device was listed in my Amazon.com recommendations. I’m 26. I mean, I know I’m unhealthy but [...]