Quick and Bullshitty

I’m moving to a new place tomorrow, so I may be MIA for the weekend (or more). Not sure I’ll be missed, as I prolly post a little too frequently anyway ;)

But I had so much fun writing and reading about the "12 things" (some did 10, some did more, so.. "the things" is more general purpose) that I’ve decided it would be fun to do kinda the opposite. This isn’t meant to be weird, cause that’s just too easy, this is meant to show things that you may not know I’ve never done, and I think some will surprise you.

Join in now, won’t you?

12 Things I’ve Never Done/Experienced, That You Likely Have

1. Had A Threesome w/2 women.

(for those that think "well… that’s not altogether that common, I have another one to replace this with)

1. Been caught masturbating… by anyone.

2. Had Anal Sex (10 seconds of my ex saying "okay.. no.. that’s not gonna work" I don’t think counts)

3. Had someone really close to me (like a really good friend, or a close family member) die.

4. Lived in any one house/apartment/condo for more than 5 years. Furthermore, I haven’t lived in any house/apartment/condo, since moving out of my mom’s house at 18, for more than 2 years.

5. Left the country, save for a one Tijuana trip when I was 12.

6. Gotten myself into a real car accident. Only parking bullshits. And by "gotten myself into" I mean - I’ve never been driving when it happened (again, save for parking mistakes).

7. Broken a bone.

8. Been to the hospital to visit a family member that wasn’t having a baby

9. Been to the hospital for my own health, save for my birth

10. Watched Pink Floyd’s "The Wall", despite all the LSD I’ve done.

11. Been to New York, Las Vegas, or anywhere further East than Florida.

12. Had a pregnancy scare.

Okay, time to load up the car to get a head-start on the movers tomorrow. If you’re wondering about Laura… you can leave some kind of note to her here and one day she might see and appreciate it. Right now, I think it’s a bit of privacy invasion to post anything further.

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