Permit Me Some Profitable Egotism Theorizing

THIS WHOLE ENTRY IS LIKE.. NOT WORK SAFE

Now, this might be weird. But, I had a thought. Okay.. call it an egotistical thought, but I’ve my reasons for this.
What if I took
one o’ these here babies and made one of… well, ya know, ME.
Then I pierced it. Then autographed it. Then sent it w/an exclusive DVD of past comedy performances, rare one-off homemade video comedy sketches I’ve done w/friends, and some "insider video" of some earlier, weird performances I’ve done - and then sold it as one big package? (no pun intended).

Is that just too fuckin’ weird for words?
Or is that logical in some way?

Now, this could either :
1. Get me some cashola and recognition. Maybe even media attention. Dunno if that’s good or bad.
2. Just kill my career from the get-go and make me look like a total douchebag.

I dunno.. I think it’s an amusing enough idea. Maybe it’s best as just an idea, but I dunno.

The final "package" (quit giggling) would include..

1. The Dilznickido. Man, that’s just funny to say. Dilznickido. Heh. Anywho - the Rev. Mitcz on a stick, if you will. Vibrating, no less.
2. Oh, and that would be autographed. Big fuckin’ deal, I know. I autograph my own ass when I’m bored but.. one day that’ll mean something to someone
3. A "genuine" Prince Albert ring in there. It won’t be the "regulation size" 6ga. I have in there now, because those cost like $50 on their own, but I’ve got 10ga rings at cost so they’d be nothing to get more of.
4. A DVD of "over 4 hours of never-before-seen" material.

Thing is, to turn any kinda profit, I’d have to charge like $100-120.
Now, without going into detail - a 6" vibrating dong is like $58 (shown here)
And an 8" Vibrating dong is like $63 (shown here).
I’m not givin’ away no details or nothin’, but.. it appears I’d be paying as much to make the damn thing as your average consumer would be paying for a non-Rev. Mitcz piece.

I know exactly how fuckin’ odd this entry is.
Sometimes I like to think out loud.
This was one of those times.

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