Archive for September, 2005
Of Porn and Indian Whore Piss Water
me: just got an e-mail
me: porn spam
me: with the subject line…..
me: rush and watch Rare Indian whores enjoy being stuffed with big boners
friend: hahahhaa
friend: very very weird
me: yeahdude
me: big boners?
me: when did they start recruiting 3rd graders for this shit?
friend: heh
friend: now, is that native american indian women or eastern indian?
me: I shudder to find [...]
While They Fumble for Dough, He Waits For It
Bubbles, Bubbles, Everywhere (but not a drop to drink)
Planned Parenthood, I love you.
Gilette’s “next big thing” is just another blade?
Why 62% of the Country Hates Bush
The Following Things Are No Longer Funny
I might not do a lot of comedy performances, I’ll grant you that. I just don’t have the time necessary to go out and troll for gigs. However, I find the time to catch comedy acts about as often as I can. I see a lot of common themes in comedy, especially amongst the local [...]
Uncomfortable Question To No One In Particular
is it an unreasonable pipe dream to hope that when I’m 70, there’ll be a line of dirty whores anxiously awaiting the chance to gobble away at my then-shriveled member?
cause if so.. then this whole “you’re cute” thing ain’t doin’ me much good. Maybe I need more metal/tats/weird hair.
Why We’re Fucked (Podcast)
(I’ve edited this post to include a podcast of the entry if you’re interested)
My friend Jim’s been all a flutter about oil this week. A recent surge in “we’re running out of oil, like fucking NOW” articles abound online and in newspapers is spiking the debate on oil dependency, and just how fucked we are [...]
Podcasting is lame, but I’m doing it anyway
podcast for this entry
Alright, look..
I know “podcasting” is… kinda lame. And, it’s the big fad going on right now. But, ya know, I run a blog. That’s kinda “fadtastic” as it is. And “fagtastic”, really, when you get right down to it.
So, I’m gonna go ahead and use the podcasting system/technology to post some of [...]
