Best. News. Ever.

So I’m applauding the Catholic Church. Really. They FINALLY broke down. They FINALLY admitted that most of the bible is mere fiction. Ohh it’s just such sweet music to my ears. Why are they saying this? Well, fundamentalist Catholics are fuckin’ shit up and the church has said “Enough!”. Fuck off you goddamned fundamentalists. You were so wrong.

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