Archive for April, 2006

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MySpace foils school shooting

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 24, 2006

Five teenage boys accused of plotting a shooting rampage at their high school on the anniversary of the Columbine massacre were arrested Thursday after details of the alleged scheme appeared on the Web site MySpace.com
tell me something….
why does every article about foiling the plans of disaffected youth always fail to associate the problem with a [...]

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From the “Signs of the Apocalypse” Department…

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 17, 2006

From the “Signs of the Apocalypse” department..
(brace yourselves, it’s NOT April 1st)

“Bottled water became one of the most profitable drink products in the United States, selling for a dollar or more per bottle. All of this, despite being available for free in nature and only costing pennies from your tap. Many will argue that the [...]

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Uhh.. Elf Sex?

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 12, 2006

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re just not “getting it” when someone talks about something they do for sexual enjoyment? Like, look… you do what you gotta do as long as it ain’t hurtin’ anyone who doesn’t wanna be hurt (or involving children or animals). But, really, ELF SEX? Elves ARE imaginary, aren’t [...]

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Fuck Season

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 11, 2006

So, many of you may be unaware, but Fuck Season officially starts this Friday (April 14th). For those of you who don’t know what Fuck Season is (and since UrbanDictionary apparently decided to veto my submission of the term) I’ll explain that now and you can all be part of “the loop”.
You see, generally speaking, [...]

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Bill Nye, I less than three you.

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 6, 2006

Speaking at Community College in TX, Bill Nye - uber-badass and funny scientist extraordinaire - somehow “shocked” the audience when the following occurred..
The Emmy-winning scientist angered a few audience members when he criticized literal interpretation of the biblical verse Genesis 1:16, which reads: “God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the [...]

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Rainy Days Make Cranky Mitczes

Posted by Rev. Mitcz
April 4, 2006

I fucking hate the rain. I hate it. Fuck the fucking rain. I don’t need your hippy-esque bullshit about why we need rain. I’m aware. I just wish I were painfully rich enough to hop aboard a jet and fly away to a sunny place every time it rains. Wouldn’t that be great? Just completely [...]