Archive for May, 2006
To Wondering What It’s Like Under There
A few weeks ago, while perusing one of my favorite artistic blogs, I came across a poignant series of paragraphs that summed up feelings I’ve long had and I just had to share. While I’ve wanted to say something similar to this myself, I sincerely doubt I’d be able to put it quite as eloquently [...]
Of Wine, Women and Song (err.. Thongs)
Well, hot damn. After my recent blog about SFD (Sex on the First Date), another friend of mine hit me up today quite randomly to ask me a question that also would make for an interesting blog :
i have a question rev mitcz. i notice most men especially 30+ like younger women in their 20’s. [...]
A Geek and His Money Are Soon Parted
Lemme just get this out to those of you who may be unaware. A few little factoids about El Reverend Mitcz :
1. I’m a total hardware geek. If it has lights on it, and/or makes noises - I’ll probably cum.
2. I’m an Apple fanboy. More on this later
3. Whereas some people will make a life [...]
To Have and Have Not : Sex on the First Date?
podcast for this entry
Got a message from an online friend today, which posed a question I’ve had posed to me many, many times. It is as follows :
A friend of mine was talking about you and I wanted to know if she was right about what you said…she said something along the lines of you [...]
For The People, By the 29% of People?
So, let’s say you had to explain to… someone from another country, or maybe even an “alien from outerspace” about our Wonderful American Government. You might start by saying “well, we’ve got freedom.” and they’d say “what kinda freedom?” and we’d say “well, we’re free to speak our mind about the government and other people, [...]
Time For a Moral Conundrum…
So I came across this fascinating story which I’ll quote below :
Matthew Ryan Hahn glared in disbelief at the digital photographs of a man molesting a girl. She was only a year old, maybe 2.
The next thing to do would be obvious — call police. But Hahn had been convicted of burglary more than once. [...]
Vivid Does Another “industry first”
From the article..
“It’s another first for adult film companies that pioneered the home video market and rushed to the Internet when Hollywood studios still saw it as a threat. Direct download to DVD starting Monday.”
I actually was involved with this, almost a year ago, when I worked at Vivid. Much of my design changes [...]
How To : Spot (and avoid) A Douchebag
Ever since I made my PSA about Douchebags (shown at the bottom of this entry), I’ve been surprised at the amount of people who have come forth to express their distaste for society’s aesthetically retarded. However, it occurred to me that, beyond the people mentioned in the video, some might not know how to properly [...]
LARPies, Douchebags, Midgets and Plastic
As some of you may know, my most recent stand-up comedy performance was this past weekend, opening the ceremonies for the First Annual LARPY Awards. Not only was it my shortest performance to date, but also the first (mostly) PG performance, and one where I started out as “a character” and then “became” Rev. Mitcz. [...]
Idle Dreaming
Sometimes, I have weird day dreams. Random thoughts, really. Not so much full-on “here’s a scenario” dreams. Just weird “ha! that’d be funny if…..”
Today, I will present you with a list of some of them, cause I like to share my peculiarities with the world. It’s like giving you all an STD that tickles. Without [...]







