Rants
All Energy Flows According to the Whim of the Great Magnet
One of my favorite small quotes in Fear and Loathing is when Hunter S Thompson, about to head back into Vegas after trying to leave, goes into the Nevada desert to shoot off his 6-shooter and says..
“All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.”
I’ve [...]
I’m Gonna Be Naked in Playboy!
For years, I’ve tried to figure out why Playboy (and Maxim, FHM, et al) doesn’t turn me on. I thought, at first, it was because it just wasn’t hardcore enough. I’m a sick fuck, and I like dirty women - so, pardon me if I don’t whip it out when I see some leggy blonde [...]
Tell Her the Truth! (and avoid those silly woman questions)
Doing my usual rounds today (feels like I’m reading about 100 articles a day lately) I came across another one of those “male advice” columns that purported to break down the communication barrier between men and women, and help to keep guys out of hot water (cause we’re admittedly very good at fucking things up [...]
Nintendo is Ruining My Sanity
Quick - raise your hand if you’ve ever played ANY of the Mario games where Mario had to save the princess from Bowser. I see a lot of hands. Why?
Cause we’ve all done it.
I recently bought a Wii (best fucking thing EVER, btw) and I bought Super Mario Bros on the Virtual Console cause.. I [...]
Things That Are Pissing Me Off
No real rhyme or reason here. Just have a couple of things that have been pissing me off lately, and I want to get them off my chest. Prepare for an angry rant, and some commentary.
Q & A : “Why Don’t You Have a Girlfriend?”
I’m trying not to come off like some self-absorbed assclown here, but I’ve been asked a multitude of times in recent weeks/months/years, almost always by women, the loaded question “Why don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Sure, there’s a portion of that question and the people asking that is simply trying to discover if I have a [...]
My Mother, The Terrorist
I fuckin’ hate to fly anymore. I love to travel, don’t get me wrong. I get a little claustrophobic in this town sometimes. It feels like everyone knows everyone and you get tired of everyone’s insistence that they’re utterly amazing, while simultaneously pulling a fake-jaded attitude to seem “cool” and “unaffected” by the world around [...]
Jesus Points
podcast for this entry
So, I’ve noticed a lot of Xian folks like to add me to their friends list on myspace. This confuses me, cause… well, I think I’ve made it abundantly clear that I’m not Xian. I considered at first that maybe they see the “Rev” and assume “oh, he must be doing god’s [...]
Pretentious Assclowns
podcast for this entry
Sometimes, I hear people’s self-described pseudo-titles and I think “wow. you’re a pretentious assclown”. Thing is, I’m not even sure they realize how pretentious and utterly ass-clownish they’re being. My job, as an outspoken jacknobber with “a bolt in his head” (a description given by one of my friends’ parents, who apparently [...]
Of Wine, Women and Song (err.. Thongs)
Well, hot damn. After my recent blog about SFD (Sex on the First Date), another friend of mine hit me up today quite randomly to ask me a question that also would make for an interesting blog :
i have a question rev mitcz. i notice most men especially 30+ like younger women in their 20’s. [...]
