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A House Party Gone Wrong
2015
Jul
30
A House Party Gone Wrong
Filed Under : Drug Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

I've long thought that anti-drug speeches, "abstinence-only" sex education, and all such "keep teenagers from doing teenager things" education is way too constrained and inside-the-box. They need to shift paradigms if they're really interested in getting teens onto the path of the straight and narrow. Instead of telling kids to abstain from sex -- send a 15-year-old kid on a date with a washed-up streetwalker at the end of her shift. ...

How I Got Started in Porn
2015
Jun
13
How I Got Started in Porn
Filed Under : General Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

In case you don't know, and before you get all excited (or grossed-out), I don't mean that I'm in porn -- I've worked (and continue to work) in the porn industry. I'm a porn web designer. I've designed 1000s of websites in my life, and 100s of them have been porn. I've worked for niche fetish companies. I've worked for Vivid (where I got to design Vivid.com back in '05). I've been ...

Doris Mouse Earrings (Part 2)
2015
Jun
9
Doris Mouse Earrings (Part 2)
Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories Est. Reading Time : 8 mins

(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) The plans were set in motion : I was to fly to Salt Lake City, Utah. Then rent a car to drive to the tiny border town of Pocatello, Idaho. Then get a hotel nearby. All of this was on my own dime, including the time ...

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A Weird Impromptu Date and An Unsolved Mystery
2015
Jun
4
A Weird Impromptu Date and An Unsolved Mystery
Filed Under : Filthy Stories, Weird Stories Est. Reading Time : 8 mins

It was the night before MLK day, 2005. I remember that, not because I've got such an enriched soul that I track memorial days of fallen human rights activists, but because I didn't have to work the next day - a Monday. I was in Long Beach, visiting some friends of mine (probably having a barbecue party or something). Around 9pm, that shindig was winding down, so I decided ...

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Teenagers Swappin’ Oral
2015
May
28
Teenagers Swappin’ Oral
Filed Under : Filthy Stories Est. Reading Time : 7 mins

I've mentioned before the girl -- Amy -- that I dated for about 2 weeks early in my Sophomore year of high school that checked off a lot of "firsts" for me. This is a story about two more "firsts" with her : my first blowjob, and the first time I went down on a woman. At the time, I lived across the street from the middle school where my ...

Tina : The Pimp of Alt Porn
2015
May
26
Tina : The Pimp of Alt Porn
Filed Under : General Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

This is part of a series of posts about an internet-based live TV talk show I created/hosted called Aural Salvation. Reading about the origin of the show isn't required, but it might help give you some context. It would also help to know that I built up a large, enthusiastic audience by interviewing naked alt-porn girls, and a MySpace celebrity gone actual-celebrity. Since I already had a weekly drop-in to ...

The Legend of Denny’s, Ireland, and Scotland
2015
May
18
The Legend of Denny’s, Ireland, and Scotland
Filed Under : General Stories Est. Reading Time : 7 mins

In my Sophomore year of high school, I was the first amongst my close group of friends to get a driver's license, and -- more importantly -- the first whose mom would actually lend out the car to them. Early on, I'd just pick up Nad and a few other friends, and we'd drive around throughout the early evening Phoenix streets with no particular place to go. Just ...

Fry Fest ’98 (Part 2)
2015
May
14
Fry Fest ’98 (Part 2)
Filed Under : Serial Stories, The LSD Chronicles Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) I was so relaxed and filled with euphoria and a sense of purpose in the world when the loud bang echoed through the air. It almost felt like it shook the apartment, like a tiny little earthquake. I immediately jumped up, ran out to the living room and saw... very few people in there. Maybe 10, in total. I said "where ...

The “No Food” Roof Diving Team
2015
May
8
The “No Food” Roof Diving Team
Filed Under : Funny Stories Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

There are some personal jokes you'll have with people you've known for years that take a long time to explain. And there's some things you did as a younger person that older you looks back on and thinks "jesus, I was fucking insane". This story incorporates both. When I started high school, I was living in a house across from the middle school where my mom worked. The previous owners ...

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 4)
2015
May
6
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 4)
Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories Est. Reading Time : 9 mins

(If you missed Part 1, Part 2, and/or Part 3, you're gonna be confused) I really didn't intend to hook up with my Canadian friend -- let's call her Natalie. I didn't think that option was even on the table, frankly. She came to town and wanted to hang out. So, we hung out at my place and watched Napoleon Dynamite which was -- at the time -- still relatively ...

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