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...wants you to know it's pronounced "Mitch"
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 3)
2015
May
5
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 3)
Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

(If you missed Part 1 and/or Part 2, you're gonna be confused) A few weeks after our wild first weekend, I had a cold and she picked me up and said she wanted to take care of me. She made soup, jerked me off, tucked me into bed. That's a wonderful way to take care of a man. She said she was really falling for me, and I ...

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 2)
2015
May
4
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 2)
Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

(If you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) The night after we met, Lauren invited me to hit up a few Hollywood goth/fetish clubs. Despite having lived in Hollywood for about 4 months at that point, I'd never actually gone exploring. When I picked her up, she got into the car wearing a corset, fishnets, and a single-ring bondage collar. She handed me a leather leash and said ...

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)
2015
May
3
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)
Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

From the outset I want it made clear that I don't just run around calling every woman crazy, but full disclosure : I'll jokingly use the term lightly for people I've known and I don't mean it literally in most cases. In this case, however, I mean it in the sense that I don't understand her motives, behaviors, and actions when looking at them as a sane person. I'm not ...

Sit on My Comfy Sofa
2015
May
2
Sit on My Comfy Sofa
Filed Under : The LSD Chronicles Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

During the time I lived in my first apartment, after Tammy had moved out, I invited my close friend and band member Trevor to live with me. Jennifer was ecstatic to get her own room for a change. This came about when Jennifer went to stay at Trevor's place while he was housesitting, and then Tammy's boyfriend - John - was unable to pay the rent one evening and ...

A Series of Awkward Boners
2015
May
1
A Series of Awkward Boners
Filed Under : Funny Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

As a man, as some of you might know, your dick and your brain only seem to work together when The Dick wants it. But, if The Dick wants to just get hard for no fucking reason whatsoever, well... goddamnit, The Dick's gonna do what it's gonna do and your brain's gonna have to try and run a slideshow of naked grandmothers in your head and hope for the best. Usually, The ...

61 Down, 304 to Go!
2015
Apr
30
61 Down, 304 to Go!
Filed Under : Updates Est. Reading Time : 3 mins

I'm checking in again to do my semi-monthly update. I'm still overwhelmed by the amount of people who read this shit, and by friends of mine who come up to me to say "hey, I read (insert story here) the other day. That shit was (insert descriptive phrase here)!". According to my Google Analytics, the average user spends almost 5 minutes per visit on my site, and less than 10% of users ...

My First Cool Kids and Weed Party
2015
Apr
30
My First Cool Kids and Weed Party
Filed Under : Drug Stories, Funny Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

I wish I could remember how I met Shaun. He was a year ahead of me in school, entering his first year of high school before I entered the 8th grade. I remember we only hung out after school - even when we both went to the same high school, I almost never saw him. He was big into acting and singing and drama class, and I - being ...

The Scariest Night of My Life
2015
Apr
29
The Scariest Night of My Life
Filed Under : Sad Stories, Scary Stories Est. Reading Time : 6 mins

As I've mentioned before, my parents divorced around Christmas of my 4th grade year. A few months later, in mid-February, my dad invited my sister and I out to his new place in New Orleans to see and be a part of Mardi Gras. It seems odd to me now that we were able/allowed to get the time off school, and that my mom agreed it was a good idea, ...

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A Thing I Can’t Un-See
2015
Apr
28
A Thing I Can’t Un-See
Filed Under : Filthy Stories, Funny Stories Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

In my Junior year of high school, I dated a girl named Summer for a few months. This was before I'd had sex, and -- odd though it may seem now -- I was in no rush to change that. I really liked foreplay-style sex. Oral, fingers, handjobs, licking, biting, even dry-humping. I still love all of that, sometimes even more than sex itself (depending on the partner). Summer and ...

Teletubbies Are Trippy As Hell
2015
Apr
27
Teletubbies Are Trippy As Hell
Filed Under : The LSD Chronicles Est. Reading Time : 5 mins

I recently visited Phoenix for my nephew's 4th birthday. While there, my sister told me she's been reading these stories. While I'm flattered and our mom would be so proud we get along as well as we do, I don't think she's gonna love this story. So, Meredith : I apologize for all of that which I'm about to describe. In late 1997, just before I turned 19, just after ...

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